Draymond Green
Your favorite Dave Chapelle joke from a stand-up
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Draymond Green
Either "Note the Time"(couldn't find a clip) or "Where is Ja!?". That's just off split second reaction, cause I'm not tryna be up all night thinking about this
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Days of Future Piff
Superstar
When a crackhead broke into his car 
Dave: “Hey man! What’s all this chocolate on your face!?”
Crackhead:
Chocolate? This is doo-doo baby!”
Dave: “Aaaaagggghhh!”
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Honorable mention:
“David, we need to talk.”
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Dem313wayz
Superstar
French Actor Jussie Smollet
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
Drink wolf cola
The homeless guy on the bus
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
But I think I'm one of the few who thoroughly enjoyed "The Bird Revelation" more than most. I actually prefer this version of Dave than to the earlier versions. Especially on this special. He was holding up a mirror to white folks and reading them exactly wtf they have been and continue to be.
zayk35
Superstar
That's exactly the one I came in to post. I was only like 16-17 when I saw that joke on Def Comedy Jam it was hilarious and it made me a fan of his ever since...
The way he says "Oh the possibilities"
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
This shyt is still hilarious
Imo ...
It is not the best performance comedically in def jam.
I would say that belongs to:
Chris tucker
for me it was the joke.
that had the most thought out idea or concept. That was executed down to rhe voices.
Art Barr
Crack sprinkles is timeless
zayk35
Superstar
Yep and "Slow down Tito, Damn!!" was used by everyone in my high school for the duration. That was definitely the time when MJ jokes were still pretty new.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
What is crazy is.
I hope Martin's skills.
as a host are not lost.
on people who may nOt be familiar.
As martin was on another level.
above everyone who was ever on def comedy jam.
Especially with martin. Being the protege to:
Robin Harris
Who before robin passed was the funniest funny man
That I still hope martin is remembered.
for being arguably the funniest guy ever all time.
Oh...I forgot this nikka said :
Rats and roaches having crawl by shootings.
lol.
Art Barr
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