Your Boy That Can't Ball Unappreciation Thread

[Flex Grossman]

my mens league team got 4 good ass players and a fukkin black hole out on the wing. at our 2-2 record

 

[gldnone913]

its me

no handles, no jumper. one pickup game i fukked around and scored 3 buckets

i only play after work tho - its more terrible players out there other than me

 

[Nasty_Nate]

My boy is 6'3", about 220, runs like the wind and can jump outta the gym. But damn this cat can't ball for shyt. No handles, no J, wild as hell on defense, gets all the rebounds only to get ripped because he brings the ball down to his waist.

 

[OG Talk]

My boy is 6'3", about 220, runs like the wind and can jump outta the gym. But damn this cat can't ball for shyt. No handles, no J, wild as hell on defense, gets all the rebounds only to get ripped because he brings the ball down to his waist.

Cosign this...

In my experiences some of the worst hoopers I've ever seen have been great football players..Running backs in particular...Dudes have all the athleticism and rhythm in the world and can't dribble and chew gum at the same time or shoot a 15 footer without it going over the backboard.. You just gotta put those cats on Rodman duty and tell them to crash the boards.. Even in pick up ball, roles need to be established..

 

[blockboy504]

shyt that's me lol but I know I can't ball I'll just be on the side making nikkas laugh smoking a blunt and shyt on the cool.....

 

[ExodusNirvana]

im that nikka

It takes a man to admit it.






















































































































Now sit your ass on the bench or go get some gatorade from the corner store nicca

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

when people are watching us run..i usually pick the weakest players...have them stand at the 45 and baseline...makes me look even better. cause ill be shooting all day

 

[blockboy504]

when people are watching us run..i usually pick the weakest players...have them stand at the 45 and baseline...makes me look even better. cause ill be shooting all day

Son you just like my brudda always picking them pooh nikkas so he can shoot 3's midrange jumpers and dunk on nikkas lmao.......

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Son you just like my brudda always picking them pooh nikkas so he can shoot 3's midrange jumpers and dunk on nikkas lmao.......

i always take a big men.just tell them to rebound lol


its a great feeling knowing that the other 4 need you to score

*scrub grabs the rebound*
*demands ball*
*tells them to clear out*
*takes fadeway from 20 feet*

 

[Kostibros]

my defense decent and i crack alotta jokes so they let me slide. they know i aint shooting

I'm the exact opposite, my defense is trash cause I'm slow as shyt and short but my I have a sweet shooting stroke. Too bad no one passes to me

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I'm the exact opposite, my defense is trash cause I'm slow as shyt and short but my I have a sweet shooting stroke. Too bad no one passes to me

if you got a nice shot and can hit that 15 footer you should be first picked

 

[triplehate]

My cousin...


He was the shortest so he was "point guard by default"


nikka just throws all his passes at 1000 miles per hour...straight outta bounds

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

Cosign this...

In my experiences some of the worst hoopers I've ever seen have been great football players..Running backs in particular...Dudes have all the athleticism and rhythm in the world and can't dribble and chew gum at the same time or shoot a 15 footer without it going over the backboard.. ..

 

[ManBearPig]

Its me sometimes.

 

[Kostibros]

if you got a nice shot and can hit that 15 footer you should be first picked

It doesn't help that I can knock down a shot if the guy im checking can get it right back. And everyones figured this out so, so no one bothers anymore