Your #1 GOAT TOY as a kid

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I used to pile Barbie and bunch of her things in the Vette, then send her on an adventure all the time :mjgrin:


My baby sitter when my peter parker broke.
Showed me how to dress ken up in spiderman's costume and use the ken boots as spidey's boots.
That i still still remember getting to use this vette.
She even dressed ken up in lone ranger with the pistols and to this day my friends still could not get why i had bought a ken doll and the horse.

Yet they always wondered.
why i had web swinging spidey still working and their web swinging spidey was toast.
Not to mention i had lone ranger the three quarter and a big lone ranger and a horse
I still look at them stoopid as fukk.

If they bring it up.
They never had a dope babysitter like i had tho.

Only person who had tales of a dope babysitter was mike treece.
Where salli richardson was his babysitter as a kid.

Mike talks about salli.
Yet i remember being taught to color and be imaginative fromy babysitter and her best friend the real black barbie..the real barbie.


God i miss meliisa jones and the real black barbie.

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this aint fair!:sadcam:

i got too many favorites!!

love all these submissions too, great thread!
 
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real ones know!

Damn this thread takes me back

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I had Raphael (the head was made of a soft rubber or plastic i think lol)

I also had a Spider-man action figure, and used to pretend they would wrestle lol

  • He-Man w/o Battlecat
  • Shock-wave decepticon Transformer
  • MonSTARR the SilverHawks main villain press his legs and his head flips out the chest to represent his transformation
  • VOLTRON (lions.. I didn't respect the cars) I was so pissed when I broke his sword
  • I might've had a Hess truck can't remember
  • GO-Bots, CyKill the bike, and the Red car
  • a Centurion,
  • a Visionaires with the reflection in the body
  • A Tonka truck that I used like a skate board that bish was tough
  • And this
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3 or 4 of us in a pack sounding like thunder riding on the sidewalk :wow: :russ:

I had the CHiPS joint growing up

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not mine but this joint…I took off all the stickers on mine

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nikka my best friend was younger than me.
So when i first met him i could ride a real bike and he was still on big wheels. I said fukk my bike and went back to riding big wheels with him cause he was so happy on that knight rider slide big wheel and i brought back out mine.

Oh that time in history.
I still remember those days.
In the driveway.
Wall ride ma sims white drive way and shyt.

Man.
Before crack black america was so beautiful.

It ain't gon never be lioe that no more.

I feel so bad for everybody who grew up after us.

This new shyt sucks fa y'all.
This new shyt huff as fukk.

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Man.
That big wheel.
The memories.

Out till the sckreet light came on. Hide and go seek in rhe dark with the whole neighborhood.

Not juat the block.

Hide and go seek against bennett constance and euclid...
Man,........
Why lawd why.
Oh yeah dem shyt ass crackas adn rhis weak ass government and the games they play.

Before crack


Y'all just do not even understand.






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Fun rant fact.

* my best friend is boogs cousin.
So if you wonder about the six degrees of separation in chicago and how close but i don't give a fukk.
is in Chicago hiphop there ya go.
 

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Damn this thread takes me back

:flabbynsick:

I had Raphael (the head was made of a soft rubber or plastic i think lol)

I also had a Spider-man action figure, and used to pretend they would wrestle lol

  • He-Man w/o Battlecat
  • Shock-wave decepticon Transformer
  • MonSTARR the SilverHawks main villain press his legs and his head flips out the chest to represent his transformation
  • VOLTRON I was so pissed when I broke his sword
  • GO-Bots, CyKill the bike, and the Red car
  • a Centurion,
  • a Visionaires with the reflection in the body
  • A Tonka truck that I used like a skate board that bish was tough
  • And this
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Man..

This list.

Plus the tonka real hydraulic and steel dump truck as a skateboard.

Could not tell a nikka nuffin.

Mad props.
This whole list
nikka witterquick.

Visionaires.

I still got that nikka witterquick no bullshyt since the first day still frfr.
The helmet and his chest protector in mint than a
Motherfukker.

Oh this list nikka.....


Tha misty eyed feels.



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The turtles is like the only pure moment i had with my brother as a kid too.

Man,....
Mad props.....


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dude in my neighborhood shot one of these in a security guard’s face…he lucky af all that happened was that the guard took him home to his mother


Man Did anyone post;

the expensive steel chrome f'oh five.
from toys r us in the expensive aisle.
with the plugged nozzle in this thread.

You would have got beat by any parent for bringing that shyt out tha house
Back in the day before children rights. When any adult could spank you and bring you back to the crib. Bef'oh crib was even made into slang.

Any adult anywhere would beat cho ass and bring you back to yo parents.
Plus you would get the bitness two times two times in this motherfukker.

You ain't even try.
You coulda had any type of play gun.

Peon peon all day long.

Except....You came out with that toys r us f'oh five tho.

Every adult was gon beat cho ass frfr...no bUllshyt

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I loved my pink and white skates too. Used to be everywhere on them skates

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My momma ain't never been the same to me.
since i told her i ain't wanna skate no' mo and it was boring.

Me and her used to be so tight till that day.

No bullshyt.

I switched up on my momma about skating and she ain't been the same to me since.
Ain't really did shyt fa me since that day.
I ain't bullshyttin.
I remember when my daughter did the same to my momma her grandma.
She ain't treated us the same since then.....


My momma the real skate demon frfr.
She skates two to three times a week with no misses and like only four falls over the course of my life.

When a nikka knock down my momma skating

The whole skating world be in mourning.

You not gon skate.

My momma on fukk you time eternally.

You fall.
My momma on fukk you time eternally.

You better not ever fall or get knocked down.

It is over with my momma after that.
No bullshyt.




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Ma,...i don't really like skatin....


I shoulda never said that shyt....
I was five years old.
We was on the five right by kentucky fried off stoney island. Down from the boys and girls club in the car.
I still remember that shyt to this day and it ain't been the same since.

Na fa reals...

Ma philly : oh you don't wanna skate huh...bet.
 
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GI Joes were the GOAT action figure. Nothing came even remotely close.
Always wanted Destro (silver not Gold),
the Crimson guard twins, and Zartan

I think I had Duke, Shipwreck, & Roadblock

There was nothing like a trip to Kiddie City & Toys R US back then

Tried to explain to my daughter that I had a birthday party at Burger King cause Chucky Cheese didn't exist. The closest thing to it
I think we had Celebration Station in the burbs

Going to the arcade with the squad on Saturday
Playing 4 player X-Men ,
Golden Axe / Death Adder
1942 ,
Daytona USA
Capcom vs Street Fighter
Street Fighter 2 & Turbo
Gradius (and it's sequels & clones)




 
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I also had the die cast official Voltron

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The detail on that bish :ohlawd: And it was HEAVY!

We once had a hardcore wrestling match in my room with my cousins and my one cousin got hit with the Black Lion to his dome. Lil cousin had to go to the er to get stitches that night :obama:



The one toy I wanted got veto’d by moms. :to:
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Me and my brother had a gang of transformers naturally. We asked her to cop Megatron and she was like ok she will.

I guess in Kaybee she noticed that he turned into a gun on the box and was :huhldup:


In retrospect it was probably the right decision. Don’t need your black boys running around with a gun that could be looked at as real. But at the time we was :to:


Yeah.

parents were funny style about megatron than a motherfukker.
You could not get him wit'cho own money.
Plus if you homie momma took you to the store.
You wasn't using yo own money to get megatron neither.

That and that toys r us f'oh five was like the parents coalition of trust.


I remember my momma cussed out my best friend unmarried father.
All cause he took us to see purple rain.
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After i already got the hand shield way earlier on conan.



So no lone ranger rated r.


[i should rewatch this,..i don't remember none of this movie except for the explosions].
when he was gettin busy and really smokin motherfukkers for real with tonto.

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[getting this with the two long ranger pistols...was a holy grail...you wasn't seeing the movie tho.]
[god i loved this toy.....i loved the lone ranger....than a motherfukker]

the older gawds had this one, and if you fukked with it without their permission...you was dead

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Parents did a damn good job policing shyt back then.

I still remember the grown cousins and shyt who let us see runaway back then on vcr.

Uncle frankie got cussed out too.

If that bytch was rated r.
After conan....
You was gon have to make a move.

I remember when i finally snuck to see terminator underage.
I swear to god.
I sat watching like.



Yup i am not supposed to be watching this at all.

This shyt too real cerebral scary....

Plus conan was evil.
like whut...how is conan evil.......

Had me tweak'n.

Freddie was the one tho.

Should have never snuck to see that shyt.
In the morning shogun assain would come on and shyt.

So that was my favorite. Till that bytch got banned tho.
on on tv and spectrum[fukk spectrum..spectrum was bootleg huff back then too..fukk them]
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[the best paid for programming in american history..when you buy cable this is what they are talembout. this bullshyt we got now is complete garbage to this little ass box and that one fukk'n switch...watching tv ain't never been this good since....tv, cable, satellite, internet is all some bullshyt compared to on tv]
So when on tv and spectrum had freddie playing as the replay for the early club am pm hours movie.

befoee you go to school.
I used to walk the alley cause that was the little boy macho shyt to do. Back then you could not let no older boys catch you in the alley.


I remember after freddie when that nikka ran throughed't the alley in that movie. shyt had me extra scaredy tweak'n.
trying to steal the no rat poster and looking out for older boys. If dey caught you taking they black no rat poster.

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like these but black and hard plastic indestructible material tho.

It was over fa youse back then in the alley.

You was gon be extra wasted.

Do not ever let the old School older boys catch you in the alley stealing their no rats poster.
The black hard plastic indestructible joint.

If you had one of those as a shawty. You was that little nikka.

It would have the street code on the back. So nikkaz knew where you got it from.

shyt was like a right of passage back then.

Except after freddie.

I got my last no rat poster after freddie.

fukk tha alley after freddie.

After freddie two.
The bbq scene.

nikka ruined cookouts for all shawties.



NIGGUH!!!!!!!!
@.24 second mark....
you was done....

We would be in the crib playing with toys trying TO act reGO.

Knowing damn well all the boys and girls scared as all fukk.
to be in the grass after that.

fukk THAT POOL at jerome house.
AFTER IT WENT DARK THO..no bullshyt..

Any house with the little window was the freddie house.

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That was some dare shyt back then too.

Any shawty would jap on you back then.
you start singing freddie. Freddie was rhe worst.

Every kid was shook.

Don't even believe no nikka trying to be tough.

Dey was shook


We was all shook of freddie.

when we went to springfield on the class trip and they took us on elm street.

oh nikka...we was all shook as fukk...


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real talk...

our parents should have never let us see robocop.

give'eem a hand



...that was one of the first times i laughed at the good guy and was like..yeah..i should not be in this movie.

then this happens later on tho...


they should have never let us in this after this scene at all.


then should have never let us seen this lil motherfukker in robocop 2 tho.





this little motherfukker ruined america...
no bullshyt..

after this.

it definitely changed going outside after this...
it was never the same...

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