Young boy suffers the embarrassment of shytting in school during a bathroom fight. I’m in tears!!
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A lot of cats who played sports took shyts in high school. You couldn't be out there on the field shytting on yourself. 
If you were good no one really gave you shyt, but if you were just a regular nikka
If you were good no one really gave you shyt, but if you were just a regular nikka
When I was a teenager, I worked at grocery store with like 6-10 other kids my age and a whole bunch of lifers. There was this rule: Don't shyt at the store. If you weren't out in an isle stocking shelves, and someone noticed, ti was like wolves trying to circle the bathroom to see if you were in a stall. If you were, the water was immediately turned on at the sink, wads of paper towels were then soaked and then thrown over the top of the stall in an attempt to lob them into your open pants. Once they were tossed, there was a mad dash to the door and the lights were turned off.
I used to shyt at school, got hit with hella items because nikkas will never let you shyt in peace.
You had to make a choice. Do you A) get up with your soaked ass pants in the dark to turn on the light and hope no one walks in as your attempting t make it there and back, or do you B) sit in the dark until someone comes in and turns the light on, and then wonders why the fukk there is a dude sitting in the dark in a shytter.
Ahh, to be young again.
Nah that boy ain't gonna shyt for at least 2 and a half weeks .Bet that fight scared the shyt out him
Thank God I had auto mechanics for my first two periods and the shop had its own bathroom
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I heard a “PLOOOP” when the video panned to his face.
*seeps into bushes*
For as much of an advantage as these lil brehs will have growing up in this era where you can damn near literally talk to anyone
You really can’t take an L in private anymore minor or major because everybody has a camera at all damn times.
You really can’t take an L in private anymore minor or major because everybody has a camera at all damn times.
We used to cut up from elementary to HS. Cut up meaning to act a fool, turn out the lights, throw wet paper towels over and into the stalls. We had one bathroom in middle school people used to clog the sinks and turn the handle on so the sink would overflow and the water would run into the floor and flood the floor and the drain on the floor was in the middle of the 2-3 stalls.
That shyt was funny but you had to know when and where to go. Fortunately my middle school and high school was so big and old that there were literally floors that didn't have any classes or teachers during certain times so if you wanted to take a shyt, get head, finger or fukk, or sleep
you could and not be disturbed.
I wasn't the toughest dude or even near it but I could definitely handle mine if someone "caught" me slippin.
The funny thing was robbing cats that were taking a shyt specially around lunch time
You walk in see some legs in the stall "Ay yo there he go, let's jack this fool when he come out....."
That person hears the door shut but can still hear 2-3 people in the room being quiet.....takin 20 minutes and shyt.
I clowned my boy cause I knew a stick up kid, he was just a dumb ass super senior (failed senior year had to repeat), I saw my boy go in so I hit up the kid and was like "follow me..." and I was talking loud as I entered the bathroom while giving him the look to play along and was like "To let's go get some lunch...." And he was like "I ain't got no money....."
Me:"You want to run some lockers or just steal lunch **I start pointing at my boys legs in the stall**
Him: "Nah, let's just get this fool when he comes out...."
My boy came out like 15 minutes later and saw us...he was like "man fukk yall....i was about to fight..."
We were laughing our asses off like "you didn't know what you were gonna do, you was probably in there praying and shyttin!"
That shyt was funny but you had to know when and where to go. Fortunately my middle school and high school was so big and old that there were literally floors that didn't have any classes or teachers during certain times so if you wanted to take a shyt, get head, finger or fukk, or sleep
you could and not be disturbed.I wasn't the toughest dude or even near it but I could definitely handle mine if someone "caught" me slippin.
The funny thing was robbing cats that were taking a shyt specially around lunch time
You walk in see some legs in the stall "Ay yo there he go, let's jack this fool when he come out....."
That person hears the door shut but can still hear 2-3 people in the room being quiet.....takin 20 minutes and shyt.
I clowned my boy cause I knew a stick up kid, he was just a dumb ass super senior (failed senior year had to repeat), I saw my boy go in so I hit up the kid and was like "follow me..." and I was talking loud as I entered the bathroom while giving him the look to play along and was like "To let's go get some lunch...." And he was like "I ain't got no money....."
Me:"You want to run some lockers or just steal lunch **I start pointing at my boys legs in the stall**
Him: "Nah, let's just get this fool when he comes out...."
My boy came out like 15 minutes later and saw us...he was like "man fukk yall....i was about to fight..."
We were laughing our asses off like "you didn't know what you were gonna do, you was probably in there praying and shyttin!"
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This made me laugh out loud for some reason.Watched this while taking a shyt
