You'll get 500k a year for free for the rest of your life, the only catch is......

[MR. SNIFLES]

shyttt I’d be sending bytches 2am wyd messages via pigeon

FOR 500 DOLLARS AND A PACK OF STRIDE BUBBLE GUM I'LL COME SEE YOU MYSELF.

 

[Reece]

 

[All Women Are Queens]

I already live like this.

 

[ADK]

On the real it'd take some time to get use to but I'd do it. Really take a thought on how much you whip out your phone for various shyt brehs, it's harder rhannyou think.

 

[Scuti]

For 500k a year for life I’d use the Zack Morris phone

For that kind of bread I'd only use

For the rest of my life and never text a fukking soul for as long as I live.

My nikka; for 500k a year I’ll communicate by smoke Signals and messenger hawks

nikka I’d be out that bytch using Morse code

shyttt I’d be sending bytches 2am wyd messages via pigeon

I did not expect a history lesson on messaging when i logged in

 

[Reno89]

If they had a flip phone with speech to text, I would probably cop one right now

 

[staticshock]

Pedo purge 2018..up next= @take it in blood


OP is a pedo

 

[Ineedmoney504]

For 500k I don’t care if I can communicate thru a phone. I’ll see everybody when I see them

 

[Cat piss martini]

shiiiiiiiiid.......sign me up.

 

[Just like bruddas]

Hell yea

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Hell yeah!!!

Digs out my walkie talkies from the basement

 

[SupaHotIce]

500k a yr? I dont need a phone

 

[j.smooth4]

Does no laptops include desktops too. Lol you can download android on your desktop partition some space and run an android emulator lol for all your apps.

With a flip phone.
-texting would take forever
-no more imessage threads
-You'd have to use GPS devices instead of google maps
-No internet everywhere
-No social media at your hands
-No worrying about a cracked screen
-A lot fo family friends and women would play you

 

[AJD]

Hell yea nikka. shyt add another 250 and you can take my watch and clocks too and we'll go full old school up in this bytch using sundials and shyt

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

I'd probably wait til I had enough money to buy a 1-2 million dollar house, then do what I can to sell that for 4-5 million, put that 4-5 mil in a separate account then give up the annual 500k and return to modern tech with my legitimately earned money