You wake up, roll over, and see a note with a knife thru it on the pillow next to you

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note reads:

The final bosses of the game said:
WE GOT YOUR GIRL and your SON NYGGA. SURRENDER OR SHE'S TOAST. WE WANT ALL YOUR RICHES AND KINGDOM/CITY/WHATEVER. COME AND GET US IF YOU DARE :demonic:

:sadcam:

You're the ruler of the kingdom/city/town/etc whatever. :whoa: you're not a big brollic type cat and you know the goons that did that are DEFINITELY about that life. You assume that even if you comply, they're cadaverous :merchant:. You figure, they're 9-10 worlds away, and you gotta hire someone to save your wife, son, and the kingdom...

You can hire ONE GUY in the history of videogames...and if he dies, its over. Literally. He has one life and no 1-ups. So if he gets killed its a WRAP. Your wife is dead. Your son is dead. And you know you're next since you sent someone to ride out on them.

One life. :whew:
One hero. :birdman:
Your wife. :damn:
Your son. :to:

Who do you choose :shaq:

Rules for you cheatin fools
  • No cheat codes or nothing silly like that
  • Powerups that exist in that hero's world are acceptable but no cheese like all-time-invulnerability or 'invisibility suits' in MGS
  • No magic whistle to get to the final boss :comeon:
  • The hero has to go through the worlds without dying once or its CURTAINS. And you have to trust him or her to get there beat the boss and get your family
  • no GODS or anything like that and if so they're as vulnerable as they are in their respective games.
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Deadpool.


He's a jokester, but when it comes to accomplishing missions, NOTHING WILL STOP HIM.
 

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what game did he star in :comeon:







dap cause deadpool is the man though :takedat:

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i need to go pick up some dual layer dvds today so i can burn this piff too :mjpls:
 

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If dude has to originate in games then :

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Master Chief is low-key kinda a Batman type of figure....:youngsabo: He has extra-human abilities but it's mostly his "luck" and heart that gets him through....:blessed:
 

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what game did he star in :comeon:







dap cause deadpool is the man though :takedat:


Deadpool: The GAME :smugcena:




(Seriously tho, watching these trailers made me think of him being my choice and I'm amped for this game anyway :lawd: )
 
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Dude from that Prince of Persia game where he had that fairy following him around the whole time.
 
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