You wake up and...

[hatealot]

This bird is at the end of your bed about to take your shyt clean off.

What's your first move?

The fukk this bird looking at

 

[Black Steph Curry]

@3Rivers imma need you to make smileys of tha first two pics stat (just tha head for tha first head + body for 2nd)



Will rep as per usual if you're up for it

 

[8====D]

Lmao @ this picture. Smiley worthy!

:birdahell:

 

[Knowledge]

Tell my home shoebill to handle that light work for me

Believe me, he don't want it

 

[big bun]

Tell him to hop in this right here......it is breakfast time.

 

[Max Headroom]

 

[George's Dilemma]

 

[old pig]

“...guns under my pillow...”

 

[old pig]

goddamn...my gun ain’t gonna fire in time

 

[bordeaux]

Yall guts gone be on the carpet. Claws gone have yall intestines looking like mincemeat.

these dudes sound like the fat kid in jurrasic park.

 

[Archangel]

Tell my home shoebill to handle that light work for me

Believe me, he don't want it

Dear God of mercy

 

[Daio]

Grown ass " men "scared of a dinosaur what a time to be alive

FTFY

 

[Money Be Green]

Catch it, then train it

 

[Germms]

Tell my home shoebill to handle that light work for me

Believe me, he don't want it

Disappointed ass bird

 

[419scam]

...stare at the ceiling, i`m alive what a beautiful feeling