You think you're going to heaven?

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The second I enter the pearly gates, Im seeking out Moses. Dude was Old Testaments gulliest character by far. After I get that dap, Ima look for King Solomon and ask if anything extra happened between him and the Queen of Sheba during that visit. Things that cant be found in scriptures :mjpls:

After all the hype dies down from the excitement, Ima ask God if he can craft me my own personal charmanader as a pet. I know yall think Im playing around but Im dead serious :wow:
 
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Yes I have faith.

But you don't see me calling people who don't havey beliefs stupid do you?
so? you have every right to

there's nothing wrong with having faith. there's plenty wrong with "knowing" that heaven is real, and its not because we cant see it: its because there are hundreds of conflicting accounts of what heaven is, and who created it, and all the different rules to get into it. imo picking out one and saying that its true is ridiculous, but if you wanna do that and keep it to yourself then :yeshrug:. just dont, for example, run for government and introduce that trash into policymaking

if you wanna kneel in your room and talk to the sky, i dont give a fukk. but i take issue with religion conflicting with and repressing science, and the fact that for example, you could never get elected president in this country as an open atheist
 

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Really? So how would you explain king David talking about heaven all throughout psalms, yet Christianity was not even around then?

:lupe:

The Idea of an afterlife is intrinsic to human nature. Multiple dimensions, lucid dreams, etc. What you experience in these realms are a product of your vibrations. Think bad thoughts, have a bad trip. Heaven was created by Christianity to divide people into good/bad and control their lives.

There is an understanding of the universe that crosses through all religions. Different religions are a focus on different aspects of the same truth.

The Kingdom of Heaven HeyZeus talks about is a harmonic, peaceful, human society. What we are supposed to live on Earth. The Christ Consciousness.
 

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I'm sure you know psalms 121 for example
My help comes from the Lord the maker of heaven and earth

But heaven is a christian creation according to you right?

Or how about Elijah going up to heaven



:whoo:
Drop them quotes.
 

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Yes, but not because of my goodness. If it depended on me, the Judge would judge me guilty. Just on my thought life alone. But I'm only innocent because of Christ being murked for me.
Did you say Jesus got "murked"?
 

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If you're morally perfect, you have nothing to worry bout bro. You are innocent. :blessed:
im not morally perfect :russ:

the odds are that instead of going to a magical kingdom in the sky, im just gonna rot in the ground. so im moral so i dont go to jail :heh:
Hey, if those chances are right, nothing happens. But if you're wrong....
 

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so? you have every right to

there's nothing wrong with having faith. there's plenty wrong with "knowing" that heaven is real, and its not because we cant see it: its because there are hundreds of conflicting accounts of what heaven is, and who created it, and all the different rules to get into it. imo picking out one and saying that its true is ridiculous, but if you wanna do that and keep it to yourself then :yeshrug:. just dont, for example, run for government and introduce that trash into policymaking
Hey, if those chances are right, nothing happens. But if you're wrong....
lol @ saying an atheist/agnostic could be wrong, when you could be wrong because you're not worshiping the mesopotamian gods. if you're wrong...

see you in hell, breh
 

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lol @ saying an atheist/agnostic could be wrong, when you could be wrong because you're not worshiping the mesopotamian gods. if you're wrong...

see you in hell, breh
lol @ saying an atheist/agnostic could be wrong, when you could be wrong because you're not worshiping the mesopotamian gods. if you're wrong...

see you in hell, breh
Of course. Never denied I couldn't be.
 

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:ehh: alright, i just dont see the point of bringing it up then
:ehh: alright, i just dont see the point of bringing it up then
B/C you said chances are you are just going in the ground. And not to some magical place. I'm just saying if that's what happen then you have nothing to worry about. If the Christian worldview is right then you will have plenty to worry about.
 

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If the Christian worldview is right then you will have plenty to worry about.
if the muslim worldview is right, youll have plenty to worry about

just because christianity is the flavor of the month doesnt make it any more credible than the greek mythology i learned about in school :yeshrug:
 
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