You think you're going to heaven?

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reincarnation is very real.

until you find out how to leave the matrix you will just keep on reincarnating on this earth as different people. i suggest a heavy dose of lsd, shrooms and ayahuasca to help you find out how to leave the matrix.
 

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Yes, but not because of my goodness. If it depended on me, the Judge would judge me guilty. Just on my thought life alone. But I'm only innocent because of Christ being murked for me.
 

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But I'm only innocent because of Christ being murked for me.
on the other hand, i dont believe that i was born indebted to that jewish space zombie and his dad. so i'm innocent until proven guilty :jawalrus:

edit: seriously, its 2013 and people still dont see this hustle for what it is :wtf:? the minute you were born, you were already indebted to god. luckily there are men on the planet that you can give money to in order to be "saved" :snoop:
 
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on the other hand, i dont believe that i was born indebted to that jewish space zombie and his dad. so i'm innocent until proven guilty :jawalrus:
If you're morally perfect, you have nothing to worry bout bro. You are innocent. :blessed:
 

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If you're morally perfect, you have nothing to worry bout bro. You are innocent. :blessed:
im not morally perfect :russ:

the odds are that instead of going to a magical kingdom in the sky, im just gonna rot in the ground. so im moral so i dont go to jail :heh:
 

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Religion doesn't get you into heaven

2. Your alive and have never died, so you don't know what happens

3. Calling people stupid because they have different beliefs than you is childish




religion was created to keep people in fear of a fake afterlife. you got to be real stupid to believe in that shyt :snoop:
 
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