You need to beat ONE game to get into heaven...

[ORDER_66]

Well it was a good try.... but this has been real...

 

[Black Cac]

I'd pick God of War 3 and show his ass what I'd do to him if he don't let me through those gates...

Funny ass post

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Nah, 100% winnable, if you know what you're doing.

no its not, cause you have to still rely on whats in the card piles not just the draw deck

 

[feelosofer]

Marvel vs Capcom 2

With Iron Man, War Machine and Cable, that chip damage would be something serious.

 

[Greenhornet]

If you go to hell you probably get to keep playing video games

 

[triplehate]

Nfl 2k1

so many money plays and the pump the crowd cheese on defense

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Any assassins creed game...i'm literally invincible in assassins creed.

 

[Pineal Gland]

Tecmo Super Bowl

I'm picking the Raiders

 

[Take It In Blood]

any random telltale game

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Chrono Cross, Good Lord that game is so easy

 

[Brief Keef]

Let's say you die, you arrive to heaven, but your track record in life is shady, full of illicit and often violent dealings in the underground amputee porn market. For that reason Jesus isn't all too willing to allow a person of ill repute such as yourself past the pearly gates!

But, your merciful long haired hero has heard through the scuttlebutt you're something of a gamerhead. He decides in his kindness that he will allow you into his kingdom should you manage to complete a game of your choice in one sitting.

The rules are:

1.You have to play on the hardest difficulty if difficulty is a choice
2.You get no continues if its that type of game, you die and that's it.

I would choose Mario Paint, thus we'd be stuck in an endless heavenly cycle of me drawing dikks in front of the so called lord and savior. Miracle your way out of this paradox, you sandals wearing bytch.

Nioh cuz it doesn't have continues

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Tekken Tag Tournament or Tekken 3. I was waxing the computer on ultra hard.

 

[Another Man]

Soul Calibur 6. I rape the AI on that shyt

 

[Propaganda]

off the top of my head...

i'd go with that old ninja turtles game where you can chuck guys at the tv screen