"You look like your Butt stink, ma" <<<< GOAT pickup line....

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:rudy: must be some ghetto trash your hollerin at dude




Yeah, it worked wonders on your sister.




And do me a favor nikka, stop dipping the same butterknife you used on the peanut butter into the jam, you be having me real upset with that sht, and your family keep making excuses for your remedial ass.
 

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Yeah, it worked wonders on your sister.




And do me a favor nikka, stop dipping the same butterknife you used on the peanut butter into the jam, you be having me real upset with that sht, and your family keep making excuses for your remedial ass.


you swagless ghetto cornball as fahggot, :ooh: tell em their butt stink, it works fellas, what kind of project rats you hollerin at bruh :childplease:



edit: dont forget to insult my mother too :rudy:
 

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:eat: Got her.

Time to test this in the field.

*grabs hard hat*
 

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:eat: Got her.

Time to test this in the field.

*grabs hard hat*




Schtoops.

You're obviously a hard-headed negro.

First and foremost, its "stink", not "Stinks" ......"Stinks" is a lingering problem, nikka.

and don't ever say "Im just breaking the ice", thats lame as hell.

And now's your opp. to lie. Just say "roses don't stink, just them cheap shyts the avg. person is used to....You never heard of the Costa Rican Belazarierre? Its this special rose that only blossoms once a year in December. Maybe i can take you to the botanical gardens, so you can know what a rose REALLY smells like" Make you look all cultured and shyt. Like you know something.

By december, she'll forget, or be out of your life, breh..... :mj:
 

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i'm pretty sure the type of women i'm interested in wouldn't find that line appealing unless they already knew me and knew i was joking. if i go up to a girl and tell her that and she finds me appealing just off of the strength of that joke, she ain't a keeper...
 

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Schtoops.

You're obviously a hard-headed negro.

First and foremost, its "stink", not "Stinks" ......"Stinks" is a lingering problem, nikka.

and don't ever say "Im just breaking the ice", thats lame as hell.

And now's your opp. to lie. Just say "roses don't stink, just them cheap shyts the avg. person is used to....You never heard of the Costa Rican Belazarierre? Its this special rose that only blossoms once a year in December. Maybe i can take you to the botanical gardens, so you can know what a rose REALLY smells like" Make you look all cultured and shyt. Like you know something.

By december, she'll forget, or be out of your life, breh..... :mj:

:skip:

This chick is 19 breh.I doubt she even knows what Costa Rica is.
 
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