"You look like your Butt stink, ma" <<<< GOAT pickup line....

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Trust me on this one fellas.


If you want to meet & speak to women in public, or approach women in a real life situation: This is the way to go.



10/10 she's gonna laugh, or you're gonna catch her so off-guard, she'll have no reason NOT to say anything, and thats when you go in and switch it up.

Women love to laugh. And once you have them laughing, you've broke the ice of the conversation being awkward, and because you've established dominance early, you control the way the convo goes, and she tries to impress you by making sure you know she takes care of herself.

Example:

You Look Like Your Butt stink, ma.

Excuse Me?

Oh, No, Nothing personal...you're just giving off that kinda aura :pachaha:

OMG! What makes you say that?





And you take it from there, by telling her you're just playing, and reaffirming her confidence by giving her a compliment.



Like I said before: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

It works for all types of women, you just have to know what kind of rebuttals to use to match the female it is you're dealing with. But aint nobody getting slapped like some damn sitcom. That don't go on in the real world, B. She's gonna laugh, or look confused...but willing to know why. You're not gonna get ignored, and you'll be looked at as a funny guy with confidence. And when you initiate the fact that you're not scared to tell her anything, it also shows POWER.






Key notes to remember: This must be said in the EXACT context. Don't try to be cute and switch the wording like "your butt look stink, ma" or anything of the sort, because then it becomes personal and aggressive. You must say it in the exact context as you've read it.




Thank me Later.
 

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:russ: Funny shyt

Dudes put too much stock into 'openers' and 'lines'. That's the least of your important part of your game. There is this misconception that your opener has to be so mindblowing that she'll be eating out of your palm from the very beginning. That's not true. It's what you do after that that counts.
The only role an opener has is to begin the interaction. The same old "hi" serves just fine. It can even be non-verbal, a nod or raising your glass in a 'cheers' motion. As long as you don't fart or stutter like a retard you should be ok
 

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I'd say that shyt in Cam's voice too lol

:russ: Funny shyt

Dudes put too much stock into 'openers' and 'lines'. That's the least of your important part of your game. There is this misconception that your opener has to be so mindblowing that she'll be eating out of your palm from the very beginning. That's not true. It's what you do after that that counts.
The only role an opener has is to begin the interaction. The same old "hi" serves just fine. It can even be non-verbal, a nod or raising your glass in a 'cheers' motion. As long as you don't fart or stutter like a retard you should be ok

:cheers:

You can say just about anything to get their attention.. But are u ready when they actually respond:mindblown:
 

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What do I have to lose from trying that line ? :manny:


:why: you care how I sent this post :birdman:
 

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This one might work but you need to be at least decent with pickup lines and understand composure and delivery. This could be a suicide mission in the wrong hands. I rather just talk, pick up lines are fun in HS and college but I work too much nowadays.
 

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I'd say that shyt in Cam's voice too lol



:cheers:

You can say just about anything to get their attention.. But are u ready when they actually respond:mindblown:

This.

It really isnt about the opener more so what you say/do after...
 

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Imma try this shyt on tagged.If successful i'll try this out in the streets.I got nothing to lose.

:skip:




Nah, it gets personal online, and they have time to come up with a humbling rebuttal about your mother, or can write you off as a clown.

Stop being a bytch & hit the pavement. If you want to do trial runs, just hit up a fast food establishment and tell it to the cashier with the pink streaks in her hair.


This only works on a face-to-face level. I can't give you tips about online stuff, Im way too real for that.
 

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