You every had work with a really Attractive woman before? Did it change the work environment?

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Stank bytches is the worse!


Hell yea... bad lil 18 year old Colombian chick came in this call center and wrecked shop
:mjlol:

bytch was an 11, wearing tight azz jeans with that fat monkey poking out
:wow:

You couldn't help but turn your head every time she moved.

Her father picked her up one day and was mad nikkaz was ogling over her. Supervisor had to call a meeting about the shyt.

One day that ho took a dump at work and blew up the hallways
:scust:

That lust seeped outta me like air in a popped balloon.
 

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Yeah it actually is more lame than anything.

Either they extra hardcore to try and get around stereotypes and deal with mannish environments, or they got a ton of people eating out the palm of there hand....or they annoyed at you and interested in you because you aren't paying them attention.

In this climate it has to be super lame in any career, one false move as a man and your career is up in smoke.


Of course its not all of them but so far for me its been like a 4 out of 5 ratio :mjlol:
 

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Hell yea... bad lil 18 year old Colombian chick came in this call center and wrecked shop
:mjlol:

bytch was an 11, wearing tight azz jeans with that fat monkey poking out
:wow:

You couldn't help but turn your head every time she moved.

Her father picked her up one day and was mad nikkaz was ogling over her. Supervisor had to call a meeting about the shyt.

One day that ho took a dump at work and blew up the hallways
:scust:

That lust seeped outta me like air in a popped balloon.
:laff: :laff: :laff:
 

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The devil is fukkin with me brehs. The lead teacher in my class is a sexy ass BBW (not the sloppy kind) with a fat ass and a tongue ring :noah:

She cool as hell and we relate to each other cause we both from some shytty parts of the city so we both a lil ratchet.

We keep it professional most of the times tho :mjgrin:. Our work relationship is dope as fukk tho cause we both here for the kids and do whatever we can to make sure they are good.

It doesn’t change anything. Except how I see my current GF :mjcry:
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WARNING: This is gonna sound weird, out of character and probably sick but...

I have worked with some beautiful women in my lifetime but they were all shytty jobs. Seems like the more lucrative the line of work is, the worst the women look. But there was these 2 Cuban chicks i worked with in Miami. One (black Cuban) i worked with at Tracfone when i was a Tech There. The other one was when i worked for Costa-Cruises.

Again, I know this is gonna sound weird but Let me put it this way: That Costa-Cruises one was so beautiful i did not even want to fukk her. I wanted to just watch her... all day. Like i told my friend i wanted to lock her into a glass room and just watch her all day. Like a ballerina inside a fukking snow-globe type shyt. I know this sounds like some psycho shyt but thats just how i felt at the time. My friend was joking around saying they could have made that "Kiss the girls" movie about me. :guilty: I swear to this day I could see a halo around her head when i'd look at her. I didnt know how to become friends with her. I ended up fukking her fat Dominican friend who also worked with us and thats pretty much how i was able to kinda get into her circle. I had to get in somehow :manny: Dont judge me :birdman:.
But anyway to this day sometimes i wish i could track her down. God was showing off when he made her.:whoo:
 
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I remember I had this one job where damn near all the women were old or not very attractive. Then, one day, this bad ass female started. The next day, you could smell 10 different colognes in the air. On lunch, nikkaz sat in their washed and waxed rides playin' romantic ass r&b.
 
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I've worked jobs that were full of bad bytches, but they weren't high staus high paying career jobs. I worked at the Amazon warehouse in Baltimore and it was full of bad bytches. :ohlawd:Almost none of em cacs :birdman:. But the thing was that they were all down to earth around the way hood bytches from the city and they were cool as hell and not stuck up. nikkas was hella cool too. It was just a cool environment altogether. It was predominantly black, no bougieness and hardly any cacs except for cracker ass management who they hired fresh outta college from outta state suburbia. :childplease: bytches was on a nikka. :shaq: Made you want to get up everyday and go to work. :russ: And it was the cleanest warehouse I ever worked in so hella nikkas came to work fresh as shyt wearing the latest J's and Foams in pristine condition and shyt. :lolbron:But I tried to focus on my work and not get involved with any of em because I didn't want to shyt where I slept. :yeshrug:But it was hard to fight that temptation. :picard: It was low key hard to focus when I surrounded by some of the thickest bytches I had seen in a minute and they were constantly eyeing me too. I remember this super bad super thick lightskin jawn :noah:and it seemed like every nikka stopped to talk to her at her station for like 15 minutes at a time trying to shoot their shot on the low. nikkas used to call Amazon thot city. There were stories of nikkas smashing hoes in the bathroom on the regular.:patrice:

It seems like jobs where there's only one or two bad bytches causes nikkas to act funny around each other and act like they never seen a bytch before. :rudy:
 

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The woman/man ratio at my job is like 6 to 1 and they are all black.....and its fine ass women every where you look, like a kid in a fukking candy store.........however I keep my head down and get my money.......ain't got time for the nonsense. Back in the day I was a flirting fool.......but I can't do shyt with none of em.....so I don't even really play like that no more.
 

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My current job.

This nice 28 year old Puerto Rican chick came in and crushed the building.

Me and her was in the same hiring class and man dudes was going crazy and chicks was jealous.

She was cool but she had that attitude, but you would normally see female co workers come in looking plain as fukk, but I started to notice those broads was wearing tighter clothes, heavy make up and having their hair nice like it was some contest..

The competition women go through is funny as hell
 

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It doesn’t move me... I can notice a chick is attractive at work but I don’t do all of the extra sh1t I notice other guys do. I live in Atlanta and I work at a hospital so I work around beautiful nurses all day.

I would probably feel different if I knew I had a chance with them but I’m a fukkin janitor so .... :yeshrug:
 
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