You ever put a chick in between a mattress and boxspring and smashed?

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That would be funny, in a sad accidental way tho. bytch layin dead with her legs sticking out the mattress and I gotta call the cops like

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If you go to jail for rape im gonna snatch that chick you posted pictures of breh
 

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I prefer the scrambled teabag maneuver myself :obama:
You toss something under the bed, then you have the girl go get it
When she comes out from under the bed you drop the teabag, fukk her whole day up :yeshrug:


Crawling out like a mouse in hole and you be like "come get this cheese bytch" :shaq:
 

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this shyt is just weird. why would you even want to do that to someone?
considering that you haven't had sex, you just don't know yet. or maybe deep down you do know, but don't want to admit it :manny:
 
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