You Ever Just Stare At A Chick On Sum Creep Shyt?

JLova

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Yall creepy. I was looking at a broad's cleavage through the reflection of the window on the train. Nikkaz need to learn how to use reflections and angles. :mjlit:

They think I'm innocently looking out the window....when I'm really making out the circumference of their titties.
 
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I try not to even let a bytch know I'm looking. They be doing shyt then get mad. It's one bytch come to the gym thick black chocolate sorta tall. She do all those prancing exercises then go over to the corner do a hand stand with her feet in the wall. She be shaking her ass like a stripper. Then they get mad if you look doing all those gyrations upside down.

It's was a bytch from my neighborhood while I'm riding the Metro side had her chocolate breast half way out sitting on full display. I hadn't rode the bus in years and was wondering if I'd see some crazy shyt after dropping my drop off to the Heights. Sure enough it was an old school Kat staring while standing up and she caught him. She acted disgusted and he got defensive even though the girl didn't say a word. He said I'm not looking at you at you I got a woman.

Everybody on the bus heard this fool. Then her and her friend got off where the prostitutes congregate in my neighborhood. He just made it worse by saying something.
 

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At work I would like to since I have several nice looking ladies in my department but I don't wanna get caught. :francis:

Sometimes I do get a good stare in the what I call the long hall..its a long ass hallway you have to walk through once you enter the building. A good long, ass creep stare. :mjlit:
 

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Most of the time I can glance and keep it moving, but er'ry now and then I find someone that's bad as fukk and I don't give a damn. I stare my ass off. I'm not an ugly nikka so most chicks aren't bothered by it.
 

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I don’t recommend staring

But if she’s bad and in your line of sight you may stare more than usual

If she’s feeling you she will look away and smile then look back or some combination of that ...:steviej::smugbiden:

You have a small shot even with these looks :rudy::gucci::usure:




If she scowls or scoffs:scust::heh:

Keep it moving :francis:
 

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All the time. All the time.
I spent most of my time watching women's behinds. I can't lie, I just do. Constantly!!!

I just constantly do this. A good portion of my day is getting into position to stare at women's asses. There was a company meeting today, so I got an early backseat to watched every girls ass as they walked in. As the presentation goes on, I'm constantly checking out asses. Leaning back or forward to catch my angles. And I was the last to leave too.

If a woman walks by me, I'm checking out her ass 100% of the time. Anywhere anytime I don't care, I'm looking back like :youngsabo:.
If I drive by a nice ass in my car, I'll circle the block for a double take. I constantly do this.

I'm I the only on the constantly looks at asses like this?
 

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My night job I cook, but sometimes I come out front when i'm bored to chop it up with people. It's a healthy type place and I sometimes will explain how something is (isn't vegan or has wheat products).

I had just smoked half an L with my boss and was talking to these two ladies that didn't speak much english. One was a cute , older Dominican lady. At first they talked to me in broken English and I was trying my best to translate what they needed. Then, I was listening to their convo in spanish ( I minored in it) and then I found myself staring dead at the one lady's chest (at least a nice chocolate D cup).

They stopped talking, and asked me if I understood what they were saying.

Me: Un pocito ( a little) :yeshrug:

Now, im scared as shyt cause I was busted. But the cute lady played it off and chopped it up a little in spanglish.

I backed off as much as i could without being obvious, but afterwards, mami came up to me and said, " You forgot to say something"

I say, "Buenas Noches", and she smiles, winks and walks off.

Whew...
 
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