You Ever Had A Chick Joke About Having Your Baby After You Nutted?

[twan83]

Me too... without the dikk.... more just excited you know where in general

u be like this then

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

u be like this then

 

[Silkk]

I did when I was 17.

I hit raw( I was coerced by her) and she said felt but inside. I was you lying. She said she was playing, I went home and a couple weeks later I went back to her crib. She was like look daddy
here

As soon as she said that I jabbed her in the stomach. And I hugged realizing what I done. She was like i was only playing.

 

[Remote]

lol
you updated that signature to 9-1 in realtime, huh @BillCosbyAteMyHomework

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

lol
you updated that signature to 9-1 in realtime, huh @BillCosbyAteMyHomework

You know this
We're now the undisputed leader of AFC west

 

[Brofato]

I've had this before. I nutted on her n wiped it off with a paper towel. She took the tissue and said she was gonna put it on her vag. I pretty much was

took the tissue, n put it in the bottom of the trash.

This story disgusted me. Also fukk the trash, you should've burnt it.

 

[karim]

I had the condom on but still once i heard that shyt

I aint saying id kill her but

Spoiler

Id Kill Her

She is testing your reaction.

 

[Cacs R Us]

You know it's a good relationship when the reverse happens and he's all "Imma put a baby in you." And she's all "uhh screw that ain't having no kids right now."

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I don't joke around like that anymore. shyt stops being funny when it actually happens...

 

[Cacs R Us]

I don't joke around like that anymore. shyt stops being funny when it actually happens...

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

 

[Xtraz2]

some things you just don't joke about friend

 

[Tommy Knocks]

All the time actually. I've got great genes, I don't blame them. Just about every girl I've been with for more than a month brings it up. They can tell I would be a great father, and pass on a lot of great personality to an offspring.

Unfortunately for them.....little do most know....I can't have kids (for now). oops hahaha

 

[Elle Driver]

Yea I was taking my BC on time every time....good thing he wasn't really about that life and hiding them...I have heard guys doing that to girls

 

[mcdivit85]

Yea, and she had me shook. Basically, she told me the next day that she was out of the morning after pill on some "hehe oops I forgot to get some before you came over sh#t." Funny how she waited until I left her spot to tell me too.

That made much more watchful when it comes to inquiring about birth control before the act.

Peace