You ever feel like your face becomes a Coli Smiley in real life?

[Carolina Slim]

I been using Coli Smileys before there was even a Coli... LOL

Especially when it come to dealing with my wife's family. Yall could have had a whole new set of smilies off my reactions.

There was the time that my wife's sister graduated high school a year late cause she was screwing up and fooling around, then the broad asked for, and GOT, a party a year later. This was me when my wife told me about this:

There was the time when I heard that my two inlaws was messing around with each other:

Then there was the time that I heard their spouses both took them back:

Then there was this year when my wife said that she wanted to go to FL to visit them:

But then she said that my brother in law wasn't gonna be around so I didn't have to go if I preferred to stay behind:

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

I been using Coli Smileys before there was even a Coli... LOL

Especially when it come to dealing with my wife's family. Yall could have had a whole new set of smilies off my reactions.

There was the time that my wife's sister graduated high school a year late cause she was screwing up and fooling around, then the broad asked for, and GOT, a party a year later. This was me when my wife told me about this:

There was the time when I heard that my two inlaws was messing around with each other:

Then there was the time that I heard their spouses both took them back:

Then there was this year when my wife said that she wanted to go to FL to visit them:

But then she said that my brother in law wasn't gonna be around so I didn't have to go if I preferred to stay behind:

lol

 

[Captain Crunch]

I think everybody does the

 

[Trajan]

Yep. Sometimes the coli smileys come into my head.

For example I walked for 10mins to meet my friend round the block. By the time I got there I was breathing hard and I swear this came into my head. I literally saw Larry Holmes in my head. LOL

Sometimes when I hear off the wall shyt I probably make the without knowing.

The Kobi is a classic as well when you have zero tolerance for BS.

 

[Soundwave]

when i nut i make the face

Fixed

 

[Pool_Shark]

My girls uncle looks like glasses and everything.

I use the

 

[Canada Goose]

Today when I swiped my metrocard and it had no money on it I did the face in real life.

Some dude gave me the face, I hit em with the .

After that I walked to the MVM while doing the face.

 

[WhiteDawg3000]

are all facial expressions I use

 

[lachreyatarbabypits]

I do all the faces. Especially and

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

This thread hit home for me yesterday. My uncle came through with a 12 pack and a bottle of Crown. Him and his wife is going through it, so he wanted to vent, so we sat on the porch talking and drinking till around 1 in the morning. Then this man starts talking crazy:
Uncle: Nephewwwww, I'm thinking about heading down to Atlanta, you wanna ride?
Me: When, this weekend?
Uncle: Naw nikka, right now.
Me:

Then it dawned on me that I hit muthafukkas with that shyt all the time as a response.

The is a common reaction too, especially when I go out.

Now I be equating people's expressions with smileys in my head...smh.

God bless the Coli.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Was in Aldi, buying groceries and this African lady (prolly one of The Nigerian relatives) said I bust in line. Hit her with the and KIM.

 

[Brooklynzson]

I do on a daily basis