You catch your mans new girlfriend of 3 weeks out on a date with another nikka at the movies....
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Uhhhh, I’m telling my nikka to get away from her. Loyalty is worth more than p*ssy. 
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Nah my best friend was dating a chick that was a prime Rosalyn Sanchez look a like
I mean she was that nice and my bro was still green-green
So I knew eventually his villain origin story would happen with shawty
Sure enough I was with one of my little cut buddies at Stonestown Mall
IYKYK and saw her walking around with a 6’4 coli breh
Being my best friend is a ricecac(Filipino for non coli readers
I knew he really stood no chance because this was in the mist of Papi Chulo/Senorita wave of the 2000s that had every nikka in a chokehold
So I casually just walk by and head nod her and homie and the look on her face
Didn’t miss a beat and kept it player
Later that night we were all kicking it at my place and she just kept side eyeing a nikka
So the chick I was fukking got up to leave to end the night and they got ready to leave as well
As he steps out the door she “pretends” she forgot something
Comes back in and starts Biz Markie Beat Boxing on the days events
What do I have to do for you not to tell
Not a damn thing, that’s my brother and Im
Okay I’ll fix you
Slams my door and I get a call the next day asking what’s up
Told him the truth but again he’s green so he didn’t want to hear it
Messed up our friendship for a year but eventually he saw the light
nikka was a menace until he met his wife
I mean she was that nice and my bro was still green-green
So I knew eventually his villain origin story would happen with shawty
Sure enough I was with one of my little cut buddies at Stonestown Mall
IYKYK and saw her walking around with a 6’4 coli breh
Being my best friend is a ricecac(Filipino for non coli readers
I knew he really stood no chance because this was in the mist of Papi Chulo/Senorita wave of the 2000s that had every nikka in a chokehold
So I casually just walk by and head nod her and homie and the look on her face
Didn’t miss a beat and kept it player
Later that night we were all kicking it at my place and she just kept side eyeing a nikka
So the chick I was fukking got up to leave to end the night and they got ready to leave as well
As he steps out the door she “pretends” she forgot something
Comes back in and starts Biz Markie Beat Boxing on the days events
What do I have to do for you not to tell
Not a damn thing, that’s my brother and Im
Okay I’ll fix you
Slams my door and I get a call the next day asking what’s up
Told him the truth but again he’s green so he didn’t want to hear it
Messed up our friendship for a year but eventually he saw the light
nikka was a menace until he met his wife
