You can tell a lot about a man by the lighter they keep in their pocket

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I’ve noticed this. Depending on what lighter a man has, it really say a lot about what kind of person he is.


Those futuristic gay torches or electrical ones - he’s a complete piece of shyt of a person, snobby, thinks he’s better than everyone, fukk that guy.

Mini bic lighter - on the go type of dude, probably busy, went to the gas station and said, yeah just give me the little one, I gotta go.

Classic bic lighter - a man of class, casual, can still freak a black n mild but those days are behind him. Still off the porch but let’s the world know “hey I made it”


Zippo lighter - homosexual

The lighters that you only push the button down and it clicks and lights - also homosexual

Crackhead lighter - he’s always sweaty, steals shyt, neck of the t-shirt always sleepy and stretched, but we got love for them

Just some shyt I noticed. I’m not a rich man but I’m a classic bic kinda guy. But that Arab better not think of giving me one with some design or some shyt. Give me classic blue, black, or brown. Occasionally I’ll take a red. What kinda lighter man are you lads?


I grab the little one on vacation or out and about and don’t plan on smoking much. Classic for the ounces.
 

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Even if you don’t smoke you should always have a lighter in your pocket. You don’t want to be the fakkit that says “oh no I don’t smoke” when a real man comes and asks you for a lighter
Be a butler brehs

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I’ve noticed this. Depending on what lighter a man has, it really say a lot about what kind of person he is.


Those futuristic gay torches or electrical ones - he’s a complete piece of shyt of a person, snobby, thinks he’s better than everyone, fukk that guy.

Mini bic lighter - on the go type of dude, probably busy, went to the gas station and said, yeah just give me the little one, I gotta go.

Classic bic lighter - a man of class, casual, can still freak a black n mild but those days are behind him. Still off the porch but let’s the world know “hey I made it”

Zippo lighter - homosexual

The lighters that you only push the button down and it clicks and lights - also homosexual

Crackhead lighter - he’s always sweaty, steals shyt, neck of the t-shirt always sleepy and stretched, but we got love for them

Just some shyt I noticed. I’m not a rich man but I’m a classic bic kinda guy. But that Arab better not think of giving me one with some design or some shyt. Give me classic blue, black, or brown. Occasionally I’ll take a red. What kinda lighter man are you lads?
This a wild ass shots fired moment OP. I mean as a classic bic breh im not mad atcha :myman: but the majority of those descriptions are :picard: and im certain u just emptied the clip on more than a few coli brehs.

edit: i will buy a crack lighter if i have to though but as most of that aint true about me id say its levels to it.
 

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Lol, nikka just say you like Bic lighters because they're easier for toddlers and dusty nikkas with ten dollars to their name. I know a lot of cats that use Zippos and there's not a homosexual bone in their body.
 

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Smoke cigarettes, cigars, and ez-wider paper, brehs and develop respiratory problems.
 
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What about them old school flip kind that you can refuel? I always thought they was cool but at the same time I ain’t got time for all that shyt :skip:

I’m a classic Bic/mini Bic guy but if I’m in a rush I’ll work the crackhead lighter.

Edit: hol up, them flip joints is the zippos? Ngl, I only use Bic and crackhead lighters so I never knew the name of these other shyts.
 
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