You can go into most office buildings unquestioned in a tie w/folder in your hands

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

A suit and a leather bound folder will get you damn near anywhere but the pentagon...especially if you look directly at the elevator and walk with confidence. Hotels, 40 story office buildings, it never fails

I can't describe the places I've snuck into

 

[unit321]

A suit and a leather bound folder will get you damn near anywhere but the pentagon...especially if you look directly at the elevator and walk with confidence. Hotels, 40 story office buildings, it never fails

I can't describe the places I've snuck into

There was this one time, I had to take a major dump. DEFCON 2 and nearing DEFCON 1. I pull off the highway and drive into a pretty nice Hilton. I'm dressed casually but it's summer. I walk in, passed the front desk like I know where I'm going, go to the first floor men's bathroom and dropped the poop bomb. The bathroom was nice and clean.

Disaster, averted.

 

[Classy X]

A suit and a leather bound folder will get you damn near anywhere but the pentagon...especially if you look directly at the elevator and walk with confidence. Hotels, 40 story office buildings, it never fails

I can't describe the places I've snuck into

Watch what you post online, you never know who is a lurking and a collecting.

 

[Chris.B]

Watch what you post online, you never know who is a lurking and a collecting.

Mann shut the fukk up

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Watch what you post online, you never know who is a lurking and a collecting.

Never said I was, nor was I, comitting crimes

 

[Classy X]

Mann shut the fukk up

Why are you so mad? Ain't nobody got to expose you, you always end up exposing your ownself.

 

[Classy X]

Never said I was, nor was I, comitting crimes

Didn't say you were committing any crimes.

But, if they catch you and you're not authorized to be there, you could get in trouble for trespassing.

I'm watching you......

 

[froggle]

The best criminals are the ones who are dressed in a nice suit. When people see you in a suit, they are less likely to question you, as a suit brings its own set of rules and who wears it.


So for my criminals

 

[Classy X]

The best criminals are the ones who are dressed in a nice suit. When people see you in a suit, they are less likely to question you, as a suit brings its own set of rules and who wears it.


So for my criminals

To be real, clean cut White guy in a clean cut suit are some of the best criminals, along with the fact they rarely get checked.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

 

[DreadHead P]

Ever seen a movie called The Spook That Sat By The Door? A black man wit with a mop or tray in his hand can go anywhere in this country

 

[ajkamkel]

A suit and a leather bound folder will get you damn near anywhere but the pentagon...especially if you look directly at the elevator and walk with confidence. Hotels, 40 story office buildings, it never fails

I can't describe the places I've snuck into

not in office buildings downtown, security will give you the as you walk up to the security station without your ID to get pass the security doors

 

[HookersandIceCream]

This muthafukka actin like majority of important buildings dont ask for ID

 

[PortCityProphet]

Ever seen a movie called The Spook That Sat By The Door? A black man wit with a mop or tray in his hand can go anywhere in this country

why is this funny to me racist as hell but funny

 

[beenz]

This muthafukka actin like majority of important buildings dont ask for ID

On top of that, most offices have magnetic ID cards to access parking lots, stairwells, elevators, and doors.