You been trying to bag a dime for months and she finally invites you over to smash. After seeing this do you stay and smash or do you dip?

rabbid

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bro I aint NEVER seen a mouse stand up on two legs like Winslow in someone house.

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whoever live there needs to be investigated by the feds. and yes I'm smashing if she got me all that way. Throwing my bags and socks on the bed and grabbing them if they get too close to the edge. after I nut I will quickly jump from safe area to safe area until i get to the exit.
 

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That's unnerving :huhldup:

With that said I'd rather deal with rat sightings than some Megalon sized roach, that shyt'll ruin my whole day
 

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Im moving her in with me and calling the Orkin Man:picard:. I couldnt stomach somebody I know living under these conditions.
 

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I remember going to visit friends in NY in college and right after, when everyone was broke living in walk ups, almost all of them one visit or another would be like “so we have a mouse right now, don’t worry about it”…
 
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She should get one of those small rat hunting dogs most apartments will let you have them because of how small they tend to be
 

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I remember going to visit friends in NY in college and right after, when everyone was broke living in walk ups, almost all of them one visit or another would be like “so we have a mouse right, don’t worry about it”…

My friend in dc told me that when I visited them. I was like Cali would never
 
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