You are about to go to work one morning

[jackswstd]

I'll take two to the head. I'm not keen on either having a face full of Samoan ass, or catching anything X-Pac might most likely have.

 

[Norrin Radd]

And as soon as you get in your car




When you wake you notice that you are tied up and blind folded. You start screaming .

Someone slaps you and then takes your blindfold off. You look and see that your arms are tied to the bottom of a turnbuckle

.



You look up and see 3 people wearing these

.


You ask "whats going on" The person in the middle takes they hood off and its

He tells you, he's heard you've been talking to the police about his underground heroin business. You scream & plead, "Please Shane-o-mac don't kill me, I'll do anything . He says "okay I'll cut you a deal".


He snaps his fingers and the other 2 remove they hoods.



Its Xpac & Rikishi.



Shane: I'll let you go if you let them do they specials on you

You: Wtf is they specials


Shane: Slaps you, then pulls out a nextel i870 and plays two videos for you

&

You:


















Which one do you choose ?

I lost it at nextel i870

 

[AJW]

^^^^ lmao!!!! me too man, I was a hysterical wreck at nextel i870 This thread has been a day maker

 

[Crown Bearer]

who seriously sits down and thinks of shyt like this



To answer the question, I guess I'd choose the Bronco Buster. At least there'd be a fabric separating my face from his actual ball sac as opposed to having Rikishi's bare, chewed bubble gum booty meats on my skin

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

 

[Ghost Like Swayze]

didn't xpac rip his booty hole open doing the bronco buster?

I'm taking the stink face

 

[ThankUBasedBret]

I remind Shane-o-Mac that Terry Runnels used to do the bronco buster and Torrie Wilsom used to do the stinkface and see if we can get some type of substitution going on.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

 

[Psychosis]

Ole Russo having a field day with this one.

One one hand, cant risk Pac tearing his sh!t up on that bronco buster .
But ... with that Xpac heat, no one would give a sh!t.



But Uso's dad ... damn breh....

Tha pop would be ridiculous too...I can see the vine clips on worldstar already

 

[MushroomX]

This thread has me weak, getting snuffed with kleenex only for it to be a choice which you want. Legit fukkery.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Option 3: The Torrie Wilson stinkface

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

this gif gets me everytime

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

 

[Lady.Libra.]

...

 

[mannyrs13]

Realized this thread was from 2014. If only was around back then.