You are about to go to work one morning

[Super Ramon]

And as soon as you get in your car




When you wake you notice that you are tied up and blind folded. You start screaming .

Someone slaps you and then takes your blindfold off. You look and see that your arms are tied to the bottom of a turnbuckle

.



You look up and see 3 people wearing these

.


You ask "whats going on" The person in the middle takes they hood off and its

He tells you, he's heard you've been talking to the police about his underground heroin business. You scream & plead, "Please Shane-o-mac don't kill me, I'll do anything . He says "okay I'll cut you a deal".


He snaps his fingers and the other 2 remove they hoods.



Its Xpac & Rikishi.



Shane: I'll let you go if you let them do they specials on you

You: Wtf is they specials


Shane: Slaps you, then pulls out a nextel i870 and plays two videos for you

&

You:


















Which one do you choose ?

 

[DaylitoJames]

I choose the one without hepatius

 

[thaKEAF]

 

[Alexander The Great]

Man wtf

 

[Silkk]

 

[puppetmaster]

 

[WaveMolecules]

 

[TheWhackMamba]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

LMAO come on son

 

[HYDRO]

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

I feel like this topic just molested my soul

 

[Doctor Doom]

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

He tells you, he's heard you've been talking to the police about his underground heroin business.

You: Wtf is they specials


Shane: Slaps you, then pulls out a nextel i870 and plays two videos for you

X-Pac. At least he's fully clothed. Rikishi gonna hike his panties up and your nose WILL be in that ass.

 

[September]

Stinkface.

X-Pac probably smells like dirty balls and stripper sweat. I feel like Rikishi was probably more considerate and made sure his ass was clean and smelled like baby powder.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

I cant get a stinkface from Naomi or Tessmacher instead?