You a dirty mf if you don't....

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What type of timing are you on? :why:

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what type of "timing" are you on to not realize baby wipes are made of ...... OMG SOAP AND WATER :krs:

and at the same time you on bidet gang's dikk which is only splashes of water :skip:


hey smart guys..... it's not "washing" if there is no soap involved
 

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my shower has a hosed shower head so after a shyt I sit at the edge of the tub and then I run the shower head water through my buttcheeks and around my a$$hole

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Breh is cappin. If you've never shat at work, you aren't normal and should seek help.

Who the fukk would ATTEMPT to hold a shyt for an entire workday? That's painful and unhealthy
 

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what type of "timing" are you on to not realize baby wipes are made of ...... OMG SOAP AND WATER :krs:

and at the same time you on bidet gang's dikk which is only splashes of water :skip:


hey smart guys..... it's not "washing" if there is no soap involved
:rudy:

Steady, moderately powerful stream of water :ufdup:

In order to get the same clean with wipes, you gotta dig in :dame:
 

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Showering after, is ideal, but If you get enough fiber, you shouldn’t even be that messy.
 
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