Yooo my coli fam, i phuked my first chinese gurl today wooooooo

[mortuus est]

How much she cost you

And give us the link to her backpage ad

no backpage breh


dat aint what i want

 

[Los Angeles]

god she ugly congrts homie i got love for u

 

[mortuus est]

Did you skeet internally?

allll in dat thannngggg like BAW BAW BAWWW

 

[mortuus est]

I had a dap on deck for you but then read how you hit it raw.. Breh

i had to man i couldnt use a condom for her, she looked so holy i just had to go raw

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

allll in dat thannngggg like BAW BAW BAWWW

what happens if she gets pregnant? how did yall meet? what led up to intercourse?

 

[blackzeus]

You creampied a chick that was a jumpoff Other than that props, Asian p*ssies are tighter than Asian eye slits

 

[FaTaL]

ducktales

 

[mortuus est]

what happens if she gets pregnant? how did yall meet? what led up to intercourse?

at a bar, i was lucky as we exchanged numbers but when tried to holla i got no answer for like 3 days and she said she wanted to meet so im like ite i'll be down.

i got there and we had some greygoose, she then asked if im horny today im like yeah she then stripped and pulled down my jeans

i dunno if she trying to get preggo i aint with that shyt

but that p*ssy was the bomb, my dikk smell good

 

[mortuus est]

You creampied a chick that was a jumpoff Other than that props, Asian p*ssies are tighter than Asian eye slits

i had to breh it was worth it

 

[mortuus est]

ducktales

no ducktales, my tales are as real as this

 

[Houston911]

U fukked a chick raw that let you beat in three days?

Lol

 

[Just like bruddas]

filipino chicks > chinese

 

[mortuus est]

U fukked a chick raw that let you beat in three days?

Lol

u jelly?

 

[DarlingNikki]

Coli nikkas are stupid.

 

[mortuus est]

Coli nikkas are stupid.

i still luh u nikki tho