Yo man, what the fukk is up w/ Mariah?

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OMG, i think i laughed for 5 minutes straight when i saw this the other night on Fb...



bytch ain't even trying now, couldn't even be bothered to open her legs with the dancers at the beginning...to the one breh who looked like he was mad he didn't hit the gym that day cuz he could barely handle alladat on the solo...that ppl still pay good money to watch her come out there like that!! :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::dead:


Damn, man. I'm at a lost for words. :mjcry:

It's like, if you go come out there like that, why even do the dance routines? Just sit and sit with the occasional getting up to embrace the crowd. But trying to dance numbers when you clearly ain't worked out ain't a good look at all. :mjcry:
 
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Mariah Carey just lazy and don't give a fukk. She was like fukk it "I'm rich and I'm mfer Mariah Carey and I still think I'm beautiful".

With all money she got....she could have gotten a trainer and a chief cook but she's just lazy".

Look at J-Lo still looking good but only difference is that Mariah isn't a dancer like J-Lo.

Yup. Exactly. :yes:

Classic song



Better days. :wow:
 

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She should just cut the bullshyt and be fat, we all know its coming and she's got enough money not to give a fukk :ehh:

Still crazy to see how fast she blew up, she easily looks 25-30 lbs heavier than New Years

Fat Mariah can absolutely still get it :shaq:
 

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OMG, i think i laughed for 5 minutes straight when i saw this the other night on Fb...



bytch ain't even trying now, couldn't even be bothered to open her legs with the dancers at the beginning...to the one breh who looked like he was mad he didn't hit the gym that day cuz he could barely handle alladat on the solo...that ppl still pay good money to watch her come out there like that!! :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::dead:


mariah carey's dance skills have always been up there with brandy's.

it's the :bryan: in here :yeshrug:
 
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