Yo is it gay to put your socks on first? We need the best minds of harlem to settle this.

Is putting your socks on first inherently suspect


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datnigDASTARDLY

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How are brehs tying their sneakers?:lupe:

Hope yall ain't bending over like
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Sterling Archer

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Any kind of pants. How are you fully dressed and barefoot, you damn hick? That seems absolutely ridiculous.
Youre not fully dressed if your socks and shoes arent on.

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I hate socks so I do that last mostly....but to be serious, I put my shoes on last or my shirt on last. I wear business casual/smart to work most times so I dont button my pants up until I have my shirt on and tucked in. Because my pants arent buttoned, I dont have my shoes on most times. If my pants are slimfit, its less comfortable to bend down to put socks/shoes on after the fact so I will put them on last so Im not bending down multiple times for different reasons, especially since ive had my knee surgically repaired...so I also have a stool that is my "mental/shoe" stool. I sit on it in the morning right before I leave the house for the day...to mentally prepare myself for the bullshyt of the world. Because I do that, I usually put my shoes/socks on last and retuck my shirt. When I come home, this is the same stool I sit on to take my shoes and socks off and give myself a few moments to decompress.

To be on topic specifically, which order you put your clothing on is fine but if the first thing you put on after being butt ass naked is socks, I really believe that something is off with that person, no matter how small. :pachaha:
 

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Youre not fully dressed if your socks and shoes arent on.

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I hate socks so I do that last mostly....but to be serious, I put my shoes on last or my shirt on last. I wear business casual/smart to work most times so I dont button my pants up until I have my shirt on and tucked in. Because my pants arent buttoned, I dont have my shoes on most times. If my pants are slimfit, its less comfortable to bend down to put socks/shoes on after the fact so I will put them on last so Im not bending down multiple times for different reasons, especially since ive had my knee surgically repaired...so I also have a stool that is my "mental/shoe" stool. I sit on it in the morning right before I leave the house for the day...to mentally prepare myself for the bullshyt of the world. Because I do that, I usually put my shoes/socks on last and retuck my shirt. When I come home, this is the same stool I sit on to take my shoes and socks off and give myself a few moments to decompress.

To be on topic specifically, which order you put your clothing on is fine but if the first thing you put on after being butt ass naked is socks, I really believe that something is off with that person, no matter how small. :pachaha:
Look at this elderly and his sitting stool. But nah, that makes sense. I put on all under clothes first...underwear, bra and then socks/hose. Bottoms first and then top, unless I'm wearing a dress. Now, I will wear slippers until I actually put on my shoes on.
 

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I exist in the 4th dimensional reality. We have no need for socks or even shoes like you 3rd dimensional beings do. However, we considered the activity of putting your socks on first a activity that is gay AF.

Never reach enlightenment because you put your socks on first 3rd dimensional brehs. :dame:


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The 4th Dimension - This is the realm of time. Some call it the astral plane, this is the level of focus, information, form and change. This is also the dimension of the subconscious mind, and where one can tap into to have advanced psychic abilities.
 
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