Yo how uncomfortable is it taking a shyt in a public stall next to another dude takin a shyt

[8WON6]

Nah ain't nothing funnier to me than when you get in the stall and start prepping the toilet seat with paper someone else already coming into the next stall and y'all both are in there and none of y'all let loose. It's like an eternal wait to see who's going to let loose first. I get anxious and try to time the sounds and flush the toilet. Some folks don't care and will straight dump buckets recklessly not giving a fukk if their shyt is reverberating throughout the stall.

I usually just flush and push at the same time.

 

[Tigron]

I usually just flush and push at the same time.

This man knows

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Spoiler: -IN- NSFW

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

The absolute WORST thing is shytting in a bathroom full of empty stalls, purposely choosing the furthest most stall, only for some dumbfukk to come in, bypass every empty stall, and choose the one right next door to you.

Wtf is y’all point. I know one of you fukks are reading this

 

[King Jae]

...strong username to post correlation...u on ur shyt huh man...

 

[levitate]

Just have a freestyle fart-a-thon to Just Blaze instrumentals.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yall ever be boobooing and aint no more tissue in the stall so you gotta wait til you think nobody coming soon to go wobble over to another stall or to the paper towels?

 

[Sypress]

Compete with a mans gaping anus brehs:NoHomo:

At my job, we have 3 stalls. I only use the one at the end. I can't use the one next to the urinal. I can't use the one in the middle.

at my job we have two. I always use the one closest to the door

but what I do is close the other one and put some paper or something on the stall door to keep it closed so when someone walks in they see both stalls closed and my feet are visible so they just assume both are occupied

hasnt failed me yet

 

[EndDomination]

I'm never bothered by it, though if its especially foul I want to be able to escape from them.

One time I was using the bathrooms on campus and there were guys in stalls on both sides of me.

One dude, had to be a cac, was yelling
Like he was enraged by his shyt or something
I was trying so hard not to laugh, I think I snorted at some point