Yo how uncomfortable is it taking a shyt in a public stall next to another dude takin a shyt

[CourtesyFlush]

Was at the gym and something about being there always makes my bowels wanna flex on me. I already hate the locker room cause old CACs are way too comfortable standing around chatting while butt ass nekkid. Plus public toilets sicken me. But the beast was calling so I had no choice.

I took the handicapp stall like always cause my shyts are explosive so my ass is basically handicapped. Dude comes in next to me and it turns into this competition of who can disgust the other one more. Well lemme tell you I have never lost that game in my life.

But seriously nothing is worse than knowing the only thing separating you and a dude whose a$$hole is currently gaping open is a lil divider. I feel like every bathroom should play loud jazz music for this purpose. Who shares my pain brehs

 

[Da_Eggman]

That’s why I bring head phones and just blast them pretend I don’t hear anything else

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Nothing's worse than when the Stalls are all full and when you come out there is a guy that looks likes he about to explode pacing back and forth and nearly walk-in as soon as you open the door

 

[The Blackout]

Compete with a mans gaping anus brehs:NoHomo:

 

[bigmac]

Nothing's worse than when the Stalls are all full and when you come out there is a guy that looks likes he about to explode pacing back and forth and near walk-in know soon as you open the door

 

[Yaboysix]

....yall damn near making love...

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Compete with a mans gaping anus brehs:NoHomo:

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

 

[8WON6]

the worst part is when dudes don't have the courtesy to let you wash your hands first and leave the restroom before they come out the other stall. Or if the other person is fukking around at the sink killing time. This should not be a shared experience dawg.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Not as uncomfortable as holding that shyt in. If u gotta go, u gotta go

 

[TillWeDie]

What's worse is when people shyt all over the toilet or leave stains even on the seat somehow. Or when it smells like rotten colon in an old bathroom. The trumpet sounds are like woah

 

[Fatboi1]

Nothing's worse than when the Stalls are all full and when you come out there is a guy that looks likes he about to explode pacing back and forth and nearly walk-in as soon as you open the door

Nah ain't nothing funnier to me than when you get in the stall and start prepping the toilet seat with paper someone else already coming into the next stall and y'all both are in there and none of y'all let loose. It's like an eternal wait to see who's going to let loose first. I get anxious and try to time the sounds and flush the toilet. Some folks don't care and will straight dump buckets recklessly not giving a fukk if their shyt is reverberating throughout the stall.

 

[daboywonder2002]

At my job, we have 3 stalls. I only use the one at the end. I can't use the one next to the urinal. I can't use the one in the middle.

 

[Taco]

All I gotta say is don't do nothing to land you in jail. You will be taking a shyt with no stalls next to another man maybe even two. Be prepared to have a conversation too because that shyt even more awkward when both y'all are silent.

 

[Canada Goose]

Hoomons


Me and my homies be chilling right next to each other on the power lines and one of us would drop a deuce and we wouldn't blink an eye

It be funny when a poop lands on a hoomon's head or freshly washed car

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Nah ain't nothing funnier to me than when you get in the stall and start prepping the toilet seat with paper someone else already coming into the next stall and y'all both are in there and none of y'all let loose. It's like an eternal wait to see who's going to let loose first. I get anxious and try to time the sounds and flush the toilet. Some folks don't care and will straight dump buckets recklessly not giving a fukk if their shyt is reverberating throughout the stall.

Big facts lol