Yellowstone - TV Series Written And Directed By Taylor Sheridan

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Same shyt I was thinking:mjlol:

I can't do shyt but :mjlol: at the image of Rip with that big ass truck outside and the black gloves looking suspicious as fukk putting a body in the cab

Nobody saw anything anywhere huh:mjlol:nobody heard Beth making all that fukkin noise?

I might need to bump thread saying Taylor Sheridan is Tyler Perry for white people:mjlol:


How did rip know to even bring lloyd to help with the body and drive the truck

Attorney general not even under surveillance even though he was deemed suspicious

Broad daylight as well


Governor having piss poor security as well
 

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Same shyt I was thinking:mjlol:

I can't do shyt but :mjlol: at the image of Rip with that big ass truck outside and the black gloves looking suspicious as fukk putting a body in the cab

Nobody saw anything anywhere huh:mjlol:nobody heard Beth making all that fukkin noise?

I might need to bump thread saying Taylor Sheridan is Tyler Perry for white people:mjlol:
Like how did beth get in lmao

Big ass YS truck pulls up to the state AG and a bentley:rools or whatever she had.

She busted his window to get in. No alarm.

Jamie literally had both wiblings bust in his office, attack his secrataries and shyt… but yea. Jamies on the run. He got stabbed in the foot… is he walking? His car in middlenof nowhere. No pickup? These giys dont have a single camera of the big YELLOWSTONE truck lmao


Dont even gete started on the tax thing. This guy literally made up tax laws

And … yo … lets all get YS brands cause we have homes forever. Wait… johns dead? Aite go find new jobs. Ill write ya a letter of rec for the 400 a week we paid you and the 30 man ya killed. JD riding around on a heli in season 1. Cant even pay his hitmen a living wage.

 

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And … yo … lets all get YS brands cause we have homes forever. Wait… johns dead? Aite go find new jobs. Ill write ya a letter of rec for the 400 a week we paid you and the 30 man ya killed. JD riding around on a heli in season 1. Cant even pay his hitmen a living wage.

:heh: i know rip giving them a little orange envelope prob all filled with 1 dollar bills, these dudes committed murders for the brand and then just tossed aside
 

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Like how did beth get in lmao

Big ass YS truck pulls up to the state AG and a bentley:rools or whatever she had.

She busted his window to get in. No alarm.

Jamie literally had both wiblings bust in his office, attack his secrataries and shyt… but yea. Jamies on the run. He got stabbed in the foot… is he walking? His car in middlenof nowhere. No pickup? These giys dont have a single camera of the big YELLOWSTONE truck lmao


Dont even gete started on the tax thing. This guy literally made up tax laws

And … yo … lets all get YS brands cause we have homes forever. Wait… johns dead? Aite go find new jobs. Ill write ya a letter of rec for the 400 a week we paid you and the 30 man ya killed. JD riding around on a heli in season 1. Cant even pay his hitmen a living wage.

Nikkas getting laid off from a cowboy gang:dead:

Walker being an accessory to that reporters death that Rip helped Jamie cover up:mjlol:(this shyt really was evil of Rip btw:mjlol:)

These nikkas been in whole cowboy gang wars and now they gotta go fill out applications:mjlol:

I know them nikkas gonna be looking at that brand in the mirror like :stopitslime:
 

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Rip gave them nikkas $1000 and a Golden Corral gift card:mjlol:

now git !!
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these are the ones who should have had a spin off
 

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Governor gets assassinated yet other elected officials don’t get increased security :gucci:

AG has no type of security cameras in or around his place?
 

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now git !!


these are the ones who should have had a spin off
MAGA would have a fukking stroke
I notice on all sheridan shows he has black folks sleeping with white folks
even in gawt damn 1883


He turned it down, which is why he got killed cause teeter is in it and they couldn't split them. Obviously a costner guy.

The change in tone from all the seasons to this is glaring. He must have changed major dialog and had fights. Kaycee actor said it was easiest season because he wasnt there. Yea kayce, because he was making it better ya dumb fukk.

TS should be ashamed at how he portrayed himself this season. Shirt off. Making beths p*ssy wet. Making rip look like his bytch. Saving everyone by selling horses.


And when it stops making sense, spin on a horse.
 

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He turned it down, which is why he got killed cause teeter is in it and they couldn't split them. Obviously a costner guy.

The change in tone from all the seasons to this is glaring. He must have changed major dialog and had fights. Kaycee actor said it was easiest season because he wasnt there. Yea kayce, because he was making it better ya dumb fukk.

TS should be ashamed at how he portrayed himself this season. Shirt off. Making beths p*ssy wet. Making rip look like his bytch. Saving everyone by selling horses.


And when it stops making sense, spin on a horse.

And yeah a lot of this made no sense, because ending of season 5 mid way jamie said he wants beth killed, then start of the next season its john dutton getting killed.

And then having dude killed by a horse come on :mjlol:

He did the same in lioness, saving the team guns a blazing
 

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And yeah a lot of this made no sense, because ending of season 5 mid way jamie said he wants beth killed, then start of the next season its john dutton getting killed.

And then having dude killed by a horse come on :mjlol:

He did the same in lioness, saving the team guns a blazing
Thats why i aint watching the billy bob show

I sW BBT in interviews with doorrag/wool cap and keychain in his ear looking ridiculous and i knew what kinda show i was gonna see. Just them tryna look cool as 50+ writing fantasys.

Showing them city boys how to fukk ya know lmao
 

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Nikkas getting laid off from a cowboy gang:dead:

Walker being an accessory to that reporters death that Rip helped Jamie cover up:mjlol:(this shyt really was evil of Rip btw:mjlol:)

These nikkas been in whole cowboy gang wars and now they gotta go fill out applications:mjlol:

I know them nikkas gonna be looking at that brand in the mirror like :stopitslime:

all for 400 a week :mjlol:
 

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He turned it down, which is why he got killed cause teeter is in it and they couldn't split them. Obviously a costner guy.

The change in tone from all the seasons to this is glaring. He must have changed major dialog and had fights. Kaycee actor said it was easiest season because he wasnt there. Yea kayce, because he was making it better ya dumb fukk.

TS should be ashamed at how he portrayed himself this season. Shirt off. Making beths p*ssy wet. Making rip look like his bytch. Saving everyone by selling horses.


And when it stops making sense, spin on a horse.
It's borderline offensive but almost admirable how he made them nikkas kiss the ring on screen like that:mjlol:

We ain't ever seen Rip so jubilant:mjlol: Nikka got the eyes open showing all his teeth when this nikka smiled maybe 3 times in the entire show:mjlol:

Making sure Rip and the audience knows that nikka I can fukk Beth whenever I feel like it. Try that tough shyt with me I'll have them titties bouncing in the next scene:mjlol:

Kaycee actor damn sure the fukk did kiss the ring:mjlol: He, like a lot of the cast know Yellowstone is the biggest bag they'll ever have:russ:

Costner was probably reading scripts like :dahell:
 

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It's borderline offensive but almost admirable how he made them nikkas kiss the ring on screen like that:mjlol:

We ain't ever seen Rip so jubilant:mjlol: Nikka got the eyes open showing all his teeth when this nikka smiled maybe 3 times in the entire show:mjlol:

Making sure Rip and the audience knows that nikka I can fukk Beth whenever I feel like it. Try that tough shyt with me I'll have them titties bouncing in the next scene:mjlol:

Kaycee actor damn sure the fukk did kiss the ring:mjlol: He, like a lot of the cast know Yellowstone is the biggest bag they'll ever have:russ:

Costner was probably reading scripts like :dahell:
Yea man that shyt was crazy. This guys like a 5 min character for 5 seasons and then in last he saves them, makes rip his bytch, is first man beth bows too

Like jamies blood is all over the place. He was STABBED by the girl claiming self defense. She came to him. She broke into his home. But jamies on the run. And when ya think about it too long its like wtf

Then rhis happens.

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And you forget none of it makes sense. Horsey spin!

If they do a beth and rip show and it doesnt have the incestigation leading to them, then fukk this show. This guy dont know how to tell a coherent story, just details. Costners hands are all over this shows earlier seasons.
 
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