Yeen eat that puzzy with Ricola "dual action"cough drops yet brah???????????
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Elle Driver
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Dear Lord whyCough drops?
As long as it aint Jolly Ranchers
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fukking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fukked some random guy and the stupid bytch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
*tucks in napkin and grabs sum Ricola and pop rocks*
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Nino Brown
All Star
Does it work with ass too? 
throw one of deez in ya mouf then bite it so the menthol like substance coats your tongue and lips
then suck that puzzy and clit
it will heat and cool her joint at the same time
and blow her mind
bytch will be putting 2 slices of cheese on yo sammich
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Hail the victors
Ricola is the goat cough drop
CoolazzFemale
All Star
I like altoids on me.
at brehs getting their science experiments on while eating the puss, gettin the bytch to hold a bunsen burner and shyt 
yo i used them joints this morning
i saw the "dual action" on the wrapper
so let me make sure you know to use that kind
those have the nasty ass liquid inside
never had any other kind
i saw the "dual action" on the wrapper
so let me make sure you know to use that kind
those have the nasty ass liquid inside
never had any other kind
what about pop rocks
My ex sucked my dikk with pop rocks and had me reaching for shyt. It felt so good I put my shorts on backwards and my boy noticed and said DAMN!!! I gotta get my girl to do it to me.