Y’all think Osama Bin Laden, in his prime, could dunk?
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Peter Popoff
Baba Yega in black uptowns
I heard he played for some U.S. team against the Soviet union and won. I heard he cold.
I know but he was in a dark place in a total isolation when he could've unleashed his anger hoopin with nikkas. He was a terror on and off court.
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SpursFanSinceNovember2017
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whoever made this going right to hellnobody putting these numbers up again
With those struggle kidneys? only time he's touching a bucket is when his dialysis machine is busted
dudes jumpshot would be flat as librarian loafers.
Only time he ever yelled "Jordan" was when he was running for the border
only time he's touching a bucket is when his dialysis machine is busted dudes jumpshot would be flat as librarian loafers. Only time he ever yelled "Jordan" was when he was running for the border
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
With those struggle kidneys?
Only time he ever yelled "Jordan" was when he was running for the border
Take It In Blood
Banned
With those struggle kidneys?
Only time he ever yelled "Jordan" was when he was running for the border
Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD
<--- Cleveland Browns winning that many, boi!
He was so deadly from long range that opposing teams left no room for him to get a shot off 
FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
He already proved he can knock down David Robinson and Tim Duncan with ease
Low key, this pun is way better than the one with 300+ daps.
Breh..you coulda at least went with Oslama
or Osama Bin Ha(r)den with a fear the beard joke 
Piff Perkins
Veteran
hard to dunk when teams don't want the distraction and can't rely on you to show up more than once a season. OBL spent more time hanging out in caves with random men than performing on the court, and when he was practicing in there it wasn't basketball (pause). Let's be real, he was John Amaechi with a dialysis machine.
