Y'all nikkas aint gonna believe this shyt....#Deadfishchronicles VOL. 10

[twan83]

My wife and I r still separated... she jus told me that if Im cheating on her jus dont let her find out or have any suspicion on some random shyt at fukkin 3am

im starting to think that i might be sharing my dead fish ....something is fishy brehs

if she told me that i be like ok

proceeds too pack shyt and get kids and bounce wait

proceeds too pack her stuff and make her bounce this my house

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

breh, she is just reaching for some reaction thats all it is, i used to get them shyts 24/7/365, she obviously still gotta alot of issues she gotta work on/deal with...DONT FOLD

 

[Boolean]

theres been 10 volumes of this shyt? :nonikka's::nonikka's::nonikka's:

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

You were acting all high and mighty last week tho...

Ted from Accounts is knocking that bottom out during that 1 hour federally mandated break...

 

[Lana Kane]

Why do you call her a deadfish?

 

[Depreciating Asset]

My wife and I r still separated... she jus told me that if Im cheating on her jus dont let her find out or have any suspicion on some random shyt at fukkin 3am

im starting to think that i might be sharing my dead fish ....something is fishy brehs

Based on volumes 1-9, I don't think she is cheating. You previously said that she has a low appetite for sex due to some serious issues. Sex is probably the last thing on her mind most days. She knows that she doesn't give a shyt about sex but doesn't feel right depriving you of it. She knows it's important to you. I would take her words in good faith. Not go on some fishing expedition to see if she has someone else. If she really has a low sex drive. It is what it is. Don't make it more than that.

Don't do anything that will cause you to lose face in a possible divorce proceeding if you end up there. I hope you don't and you make up but separation makes it much more likely that divorce is in your future. Don't give her and her future divorce lawyer ammunition.

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

Can't believe you're still married to this broad breh. Is she nice to you? Does she cook well? Keeps the house very clean?

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Breh it's over.

I mean do you want to be married anymore?

It sounds like if you left, it would be amicable on both sides.

Like others have said, you have only one life. Value it, don't be miserable for the sake of some ink on a page.

 

[61 Corpses]

@a murda Its time to start that POF account breh :leocheers:

 

[beenz]

Why do you call her a deadfish?

U need to go back and read vol's 1-10 if u dont know by now

 

[Lana Kane]

U need to go back and read vol's 1-10 if u dont know by now

 

[Theraflu]

Why do you call her a deadfish?

 

[a murda]

 

[Rominati]

Worst part about this whole series is that sonny aint even 25

Ruin ya life in your youth brehs...

 

[Ricky Church]

10 volumes, and you haven't filed for divorce yet?