CourtesyFlush
Superstar
We spent all of eternity up until now just not existing, for billions of years, just blackness, nothing. Then all of a sudden BAM we exist, and where do we exist? ON A fukkING FLOATING ROCK, like what? A floating rock in space, surrounded by other floating rocks, oh and there's a giant yellow ball that's too hot to even look directly at, in an endless expanse of black space.
Don't get me started on how weird earth is. There are fukking animals with long trunks that look like dikks, and they're huge
And don't even get me started on sea creatures, that nightmarish ass weird shyt. And while all these creatures we share earth with wanna eat our face off, we also have to deal with very fragile bodies that can be killed by crazy shyt like a little cut or microscopic germs we can't even see. Or our heart can just suddenly stop. We also suffer by knowing our own mortality. Like cool, I'm gonna go right back to infinite nothingness in 80 years if I'm lucky. Fun times brehs!
Alot of y'all believe in god, and that's cool, but if he's real then he's a weird ass dude cause LIFE IS fukkING WEIRD
Don't get me started on how weird earth is. There are fukking animals with long trunks that look like dikks, and they're huge

And don't even get me started on sea creatures, that nightmarish ass weird shyt. And while all these creatures we share earth with wanna eat our face off, we also have to deal with very fragile bodies that can be killed by crazy shyt like a little cut or microscopic germs we can't even see. Or our heart can just suddenly stop. We also suffer by knowing our own mortality. Like cool, I'm gonna go right back to infinite nothingness in 80 years if I'm lucky. Fun times brehs!
Alot of y'all believe in god, and that's cool, but if he's real then he's a weird ass dude cause LIFE IS fukkING WEIRD

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