Y'all ever had a live in prostitute?

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If I was rich I'd probably do this with my favorite pornstar :mjlol: I'd even take her out to dinner at a restaurant with no fukks given like...

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I think when you're rich you could obtain a bit less wear and tear than a porn star.
 

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I never once acted like we were together I saw it as helping someone out. I guess she had other ideas and she was like why we never go out? I was like :what: go out for what? She was like well we've been sleeping with each other for a month now. I was like ma'am I think you got the wrong idea I did you a favor in return for a favor I never gave you the impression we were dating AT ALL! I had to kick her out at that point because she wasn't on board with the program. :francis:
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Yeah that’s a great idea

You come home one day and your house is empty asf …doors gone, fridge gone, stove gone, beds gone, tiles and carpet and rugs… … … … gone

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Right!!?? I would be thinking this hoe setting me up, stealing from me and some more shyt… OP geekin for this one lmaoooo

Can’t lie tho, I know a nikka who did this but to his defense we were also like 19 years old at the time, young and dumb and my homeboy had his first apartment ever so he wasn’t really making good decisions
 

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I think when you're rich you could obtain a bit less wear and tear than a porn star.
Wouldn't you prefer a proffesional at that level of wealth?



You got The best lawyers. You got the Best accountants. And goddamn it, you deserve the best throat-goats too :pachaha:




There are things that she can do in a bedroom that a woman with less road miles cannot fathom . In the context of this thread, [Wear and Tear = experienced]. Pornstars are like the hoes-emeritus of the sex industry. :wow:
 

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Wouldn't you prefer a proffesional at that level of wealth?



You got The best lawyers. You got the Best accountants. And goddamn it, you deserve the best throat-goats too :pachaha:




There are things that she can do in a bedroom that a woman with less road miles cannot fathom . In the context of this thread, [Wear and Tear = experienced]. Pornstars are like the hoes-emeritus of the sex industry. :wow:

Paying is not my thing, but if it was.....talented rookies would suffice. I dont mind training lol
 
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