Yall Coli Brehs really be going years without getting some ass

[O.T.I.S.]

It’s that hard for yall

Of course it’s not for you, gay nikkas are pretty thirsty

 

[International Playa]

I’m 25 and still a Virgin. Mostly due to confidence issue and my height. I don’t need to be reminded all the time of how much of a loser I am for not having sex.

5’5.

I have a friend who gets no ass.
His issue (in order of severity) is that he's

1. Short
2. Broke
3. Doesn't care about his appearance

Personality wise he's a great guy...but you can't be short, dusty AND broke. You can lack one but not all three.

I'm a short Breh myself, some women will care about height, some won't. Date women who don't care about height & call it a day. I have dated women ranging from 5'2-5'7

As a short Breh you gonna have to dress well, there is no room for error. Some clothes will make you look shorter, some will make you look good at your height.

 

[semicko82]

Man 5’5-5’8 is short but still tall enough to get play.

Yea I'm 5'6" but had women straight lusting after me. They weren't dimes but

 

[blaccbeard]

nikka I’m 5’6 and one of the biggest hoes you could imagine

Short nikkas eat out here don’t listen to these Coli nerds.

Yup, i done seen countless short nikkas pulling some bad females night after night, looking at them lil nikkas like

I mean yea the height thing is an issue for some broads but mostly it really don't matter, especially if the alcohol is flowing.

 

[Yaboysix]

You cant trust a nikka that aint get no p*ssy in years.. A nikka go without p*ssy for a few weeks ugly /fat bishes start looking good.


Imagine what a nikka that aint fukk in years think look Good

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Because all of those things are tangible guarantees, relationships aren't, nor should they require the same effort as a certification, bachelors degree, masters or associates lol. That's absurd.

None of those things are tangible guarantees.

You could fail outta school or realize it's not the right fit. Your job could fire you or you could realize you wanna do something else. Is a relationship more risky? Possibly. But it depends on how much something means to you. Plus its 2018 and nikkas have the internet and can travel.

nikkas will travel or fly a bytch out for some p*ssy but won't do the same to try and find they wifey?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I don't dikk police so I could care less who fukking and ain't fukking as long as his head on straight and don't cause problems....Lotta times nikkas so busy trying to fukk every chick they can just so they can say they did, nikkas still caring about validation from others when grown.

Ain't that serious

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Because you only have a finite amount of energy to devote to things.

Thats an excuse breh. I'm not saying prioritize a relationship or finding one over establishing yourself first but if you've got yourself together then you should or could put the same level of energy into finding someone you want to be with if that's something that's important to you.

The idea that your "soulmate" or partner or wife or whatever is constrained only to who you're around is absurd. People make time for what they care about.

 

[At30wecashout]

I only care about it in spurts. I got this nurse im scoping right now () Who I JUST realized has a body. She not fat so her proper attire wasn't telling the story. Her casual wear, though

 

[Big Daddy]

I only care about it in spurts. I got this nurse im scoping right now () Who I JUST realized has a body. She not fat so her proper attire wasn't telling the story. Her casual wear, though

Those are the best ones
Stay focused though

 

[martin payne]

5’5.

bruh

 

[semicko82]

bruh

You gonna dog the man out for something out of his control

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Examples?

I'm at work and got my headphones in.

I been there a good nine months and keep to myself for the most part.

This cute chick who just turned 21 comes up to me as I'm doing my work and is like "man I can't believe they gave you all this to do, how are you going to finish it?"

Perfect opening for us to start a regular convo.

But I heard everything she said and just ignored her and played it off like I couldn't heard because of the headphones.

Proceeded to go home and look up "Victoria Sweet"

The Latina one.

I would post a picture but if I google "Latina Victoria Sweet" I'm gunna see some images I'm really trying to avoid right now

Back in college I used to sit next to this white chick and I never said a word to her.

One day she randomly tells me "Hi" and I look at her like
"Hi"

And go about my business.

Later on we have a project to present and she brings in her laptop.

Her wallpaper was Reggie Bush.
I hate to sound but she clearly liked black dudes.
So I go home, Google "Tori Black" and well you know the rest

 

[At30wecashout]

Those are the best ones
Stay focused though

Gettin this bread right now, word to Stevie J. The process behind finding a candidate to slam ass with is boring. I want it easy, but I want it with specific women, nahmean?

But getting this money can be done in any position so........

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

I'm at work and got my headphones in.

I been there a good nine months and keep to myself for the most part.

This cute chick who just turned 21 comes up to me as I'm doing my work and is like "man I can't believe they gave you all this to do, how are you going to finish it?"

Perfect opening for us to start a regular convo.

But I heard everything she said and just ignored her and played it off like I couldn't heard because of the headphones.

Proceeded to go home and look up "Victoria Sweet"

The Latina one.

I would post a picture but if I google "Latina Victoria Sweet" I'm gunna see some images I'm really trying to avoid right now

Back in college I used to sit next to this white chick and I never said a word to her.

One day she randomly tells me "Hi" and I look at her like
"Hi"

And go about my business.

Later on we have a project to present and she brings in her laptop.

Her wallpaper was Reggie Bush.
I hate to sound but she clearly liked black dudes.
So I go home, Google "Tori Black" and well you know the rest

I wish you luck breh