Yall Coli Brehs really be going years without getting some ass

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Wut the hell kinda bs is this??
How does starving guarantee you will eat?
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Far-reachin fools in here I swear.
:bryan:
bro listen, I was addicted to porn in Highschool and my first year of college my G’..... I started fapping it up at 9 yrs old.... I prolly got like 2 or 3 bytches my ENTIRE time in high school and I was somewhat popular/ known, I played sports, lofted weights and hung out with some pretty solid nikkas......and freshmen year of college I ain’t get NO BISHES.... BUT my second year of college (when I quit porn and masturbation) I easily smashed 6 or 7 bishes in just the first remester.... no bullshyt ..... that’s more than I had all of high school and freshmen year of college combined (when I was knee deep in porn) so u might not be able to see it but I lived that shyt in the past... don’t speak on something u never been through bro....

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bro listen, I was addicted to porn in Highschool and my first year of college my G’..... I started fapping it up at 9 yrs old.... I prolly got like 2 or 3 bytches my ENTIRE time in high school and I was somewhat popular/ known, I played sports, lofted weights and hung out with some pretty solid nikkas......and freshmen year of college I ain’t get NO BISHES.... BUT my second year of college (when I quit porn and masturbation) I easily smashed 6 or 7 bishes in just the first remester.... no bullshyt ..... that’s more than I had all of high school and freshmen year of college combined (when I was knee deep in porn) so u might not be able to see it but I lived that shyt in the past... don’t speak on something u never been through bro....

:francis:

Well, I can admit that no-fap makes me aggressive, more hands-on and definitely ups my approach count and successes. But it hasn't led to more panties cause I'm married breh. Body count don't play a factor in my world.
shyt, I got the number off this thick lil white chick downtown before I even knew what I had done last week cause I hadn't beat nothin in about 4 days. And she approached ME when I was takin my son to get a haircut.
:yeshrug:
And even before marriage, I wasn't the "Player" type. I'm a "one-woman-guy" even when I'm just fukking around.
The few times I tried fukking multiple females at the same time....it was too much of a damn headache to bother with.
Tried it twice...it ain't for me.
:manny:
But I ain't mad atcha breh, in fact....tell them stories for the rest of us.
Imma live vicariously through you.
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Well, I can admit that no-fap makes me aggressive, more hands-on and definitely ups my approach count and successes. But it hasn't led to more panties cause I'm married breh. Body count don't play a factor in my world.
shyt, I got the number off this thick lil white chick downtown before I even knew what I had done last week cause I hadn't beat nothin in about 4 days. And she approached ME when I was takin my son to get a haircut.
:yeshrug:
And even before marriage, I wasn't the "Player" type. I'm a "one-woman-guy" even when I'm just fukking around.
The few times I tried fukking multiple females at the same time....it was too much of a damn headache to bother with.
Tried it twice...it ain't for me.
:manny:
But I ain't mad atcha breh, in fact....tell them stories for the rest of us.
Imma live vicariously through you.
:jawalrus::salute:

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:myman:

And my apologies if i seemed overly defensive, It's just that this porn and masturbation bull shyt got more than a few nikkas by the balls (literally) out here. Most nikkas keep it hidden behind closed doors and live regular lives, get married, have kids, have a flourishing social life etc etc...... but SOME nikkas have been knee deep in the shyt since before they could barely bust a nut and its fukked up their mental/thinking process in life, its crushed their self esteem, caused them bloating, low testosterone (which makes you unattractive to women) erectile dysfunction, has caused their body's natural energy and aura to be screwed etc etc. but most medical doctors REFUSE to admit that it is a legit addiction , they think its bullshyt and they tell men "go head masturbate and watch porn all u want... it's natural" And its fukking a lot of men up out there. Most of the ones who get fukked up by it are white boys and sick ass Asian nikkas too (u know the japanese are into all that freaky ass hentai shyt) But its some black nikkas out here that are fukked up by it too.... They'll never come right out and admit it tho.
 

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And my apologies if i seemed overly defensive, It's just that this porn and masturbation bull shyt got more than a few nikkas by the balls (literally) out here. Most nikkas keep it hidden behind closed doors and live regular lives, get married, have kids, have a flourishing social life etc etc...... but SOME nikkas have been knee deep in the shyt since before they could barely bust a nut and its fukked up their mental/thinking process in life, its crushed their self esteem, caused them bloating, low testosterone (which makes you unattractive to women) erectile dysfunction, has caused their body's natural energy and aura to be screwed etc etc. but most medical doctors REFUSE to admit that it is a legit addiction , they think its bullshyt and they tell men "go head masturbate and watch porn all u want... it's natural" And its fukking a lot of men up out there. Most of the ones who get fukked up by it are white boys and sick ass Asian nikkas too (u know the japanese are into all that freaky ass hentai shyt) But its some black nikkas out here that are fukked up by it too.... They'll never come right out and admit it tho.

You're so right breh.
I spent many summers of my teenage years slappin it to Shari Lewis and any other female that came on the tv instead of going out and getting laid the way I should have.
It kept me from gettin anyone pregnant or catchin an STD or somethin but I seriously was behind the curve when it came to social skills in high school. Matter of fact, I didn't start kickin it to females until junior year when I should have been fukkin back in 9th grade.
2 year delay cause of that shyt.

Yo, check this out...one of the churches in my area just had their pastor disappear cause the church found out he was watchin porn and masturbating at the church office. Homeboy straight DIPPED!! Can't even find that dude ANYWHERE!!!
People be keeping things hidden like crazy, but they know everyone does it at some point or another.
I mean, you ain't ever gonna fukk all the females you want to in life due to circumstances, lack of game, getting married *COUGH* or just not having the time. Porn kinda fills the gap and let you see what you ain't ever gonna get to enjoy...
Kinda depressing now that I'm actually typin this shyt out...lol.
:to::pachaha:

Nowadays, I don't have the options I used to so until I get more self control...I gotta "self-control" til I can get at the wife.
Cause I KNOW if I don't get controlled I'll have someone bent over after a week and there goes my whole life all fukked up. fukkin with females just feels too good...and the lure of somethin new and soft is one of the strongest feelings I ever felt man...
When that lil thick white chick put her hand on my arm last week I felt electricity man...gat-dayum. And I KNOW it was cause I ain't beat up no p*ssy all week prior.
:whew:

shyt man, all the places I been deployed to and seen the other dudes creepin with females and I been the only one NOT doin that mess. Even when my coworker had me in her hotel room waiting for me to jump on her...I walked. If I didn't fap I KNOW I'd have fukked my coworker that whole trip and wound up with a Blasian kid, a divorce and regret.
:snoop:
I can't get caught slippin due to not gettin laid....lol.
I don't plan on fukking up my marriage 15+ years in....so Palmela Handerson gonna step in when the wife busy.
:manny:
 

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You're so right breh.
I spent many summers of my teenage years slappin it to Shari Lewis and any other female that came on the tv instead of going out and getting laid the way I should have.
It kept me from gettin anyone pregnant or catchin an STD or somethin but I seriously was behind the curve when it came to social skills in high school. Matter of fact, I didn't start kickin it to females until junior year when I should have been fukkin back in 9th grade.
2 year delay cause of that shyt.

Yo, check this out...one of the churches in my area just had their pastor disappear cause the church found out he was watchin porn and masturbating at the church office. Homeboy straight DIPPED!! Can't even find that dude ANYWHERE!!!
People be keeping things hidden like crazy, but they know everyone does it at some point or another.
I mean, you ain't ever gonna fukk all the females you want to in life due to circumstances, lack of game, getting married *COUGH* or just not having the time. Porn kinda fills the gap and let you see what you ain't ever gonna get to enjoy...
Kinda depressing now that I'm actually typin this shyt out...lol.
:to::pachaha:

Nowadays, I don't have the options I used to so until I get more self control...I gotta "self-control" til I can get at the wife.
Cause I KNOW if I don't get controlled I'll have someone bent over after a week and there goes my whole life all fukked up. fukkin with females just feels too good...and the lure of somethin new and soft is one of the strongest feelings I ever felt man...
When that lil thick white chick put her hand on my arm last week I felt electricity man...gat-dayum. And I KNOW it was cause I ain't beat up no p*ssy all week prior.
:whew:

shyt man, all the places I been deployed to and seen the other dudes creepin with females and I been the only one NOT doin that mess. Even when my coworker had me in her hotel room waiting for me to jump on her...I walked. If I didn't fap I KNOW I'd have fukked my coworker that whole trip and wound up with a Blasian kid, a divorce and regret.
:snoop:
I can't get caught slippin due to not gettin laid....lol.
I don't plan on fukking up my marriage 15+ years in....so Palmela Handerson gonna step in when the wife busy.
:manny:
Lmaooooo bro u had me cracking up reading this post but i said a lotta real shyt tho...

Funny thing is my god brother said something very similar to u.... his woman loves him to death but he is easily irritated by her because she’s super extra and animated and she’s spoiled.... so sometimes he falls back from her for a day or two but he said whenever he does that he has to watch a ton of porn and masturbaye because if he doesn’t he’ll end up smashing hella other chicks and masturbating keeps him honest....

But one thing I did thank God for was the fact that even tho I didn’t really start smashing chicks like that til my sofmore year of college, I also didn’t have to worry about STDs and getting chicks pregnant when I was real young....where as tho some of my boys who were getting laid consistently since 14 yrs old were already knocking chicks up and a couple were even getting STDs.... so I got to avoid all that dumb shyt.

But damn U said the pastor at the church disappeared?? I can believe it. Getting caught watching porn n masturbating is one of the most embarrassing things that can happen to a grown man.... bro my mother caught me red handed doing the shyt when I was about 15...... to this day, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...my mother just shook her head in shame, took a few steps back, closed my bedroom door and didn’t talk to me for about 3 days

:snoop:
 

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You're so right breh.
I spent many summers of my teenage years slappin it to Shari Lewis and any other female that came on the tv instead of going out and getting laid the way I should have.
It kept me from gettin anyone pregnant or catchin an STD or somethin but I seriously was behind the curve when it came to social skills in high school. Matter of fact, I didn't start kickin it to females until junior year when I should have been fukkin back in 9th grade.
2 year delay cause of that shyt.

Yo, check this out...one of the churches in my area just had their pastor disappear cause the church found out he was watchin porn and masturbating at the church office. Homeboy straight DIPPED!! Can't even find that dude ANYWHERE!!!
People be keeping things hidden like crazy, but they know everyone does it at some point or another.
I mean, you ain't ever gonna fukk all the females you want to in life due to circumstances, lack of game, getting married *COUGH* or just not having the time. Porn kinda fills the gap and let you see what you ain't ever gonna get to enjoy...
Kinda depressing now that I'm actually typin this shyt out...lol.
:to::pachaha:

Nowadays, I don't have the options I used to so until I get more self control...I gotta "self-control" til I can get at the wife.
Cause I KNOW if I don't get controlled I'll have someone bent over after a week and there goes my whole life all fukked up. fukkin with females just feels too good...and the lure of somethin new and soft is one of the strongest feelings I ever felt man...
When that lil thick white chick put her hand on my arm last week I felt electricity man...gat-dayum. And I KNOW it was cause I ain't beat up no p*ssy all week prior.
:whew:

shyt man, all the places I been deployed to and seen the other dudes creepin with females and I been the only one NOT doin that mess. Even when my coworker had me in her hotel room waiting for me to jump on her...I walked. If I didn't fap I KNOW I'd have fukked my coworker that whole trip and wound up with a Blasian kid, a divorce and regret.
:snoop:
I can't get caught slippin due to not gettin laid....lol.
I don't plan on fukking up my marriage 15+ years in....so Palmela Handerson gonna step in when the wife busy.
:manny:
Mine is a non profit as well... we’re pretty global tho. Do u enjoy that type of work?
or a day or two but he said whenever he does that he has to watch a ton of porn and masturbaye because if he doesn’t he’ll end up smashing hella other chicks and masturbating keeps him honest....

But one thing I did thank God for was the fact that even tho I didn’t really start smashing chicks like that til my sofmore year of college, I also didn’t have to worry about STDs and getting chicks pregnant when I was real young....where as tho some of my boys who were getting laid consistently since 14 yrs old were already knocking chicks up and a couple were even getting STDs.... so I got to avoid all that dumb shyt.

But damn U said the pastor at the church disappeared?? I can believe it. Getting caught watching porn n masturbating is one of the most embarrassing things that can happen to a grown man.... bro my mother caught me red handed doing the shyt when I was about 15...... to this day, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...my mother just shook her head in shame, took a few steps back, closed my bedroom door and didn’t talk to me for about 3 days

:snoop:
 

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Lmaooooo bro u had me cracking up reading this post but i said a lotta real shyt tho...

Funny thing is my god brother said something very similar to u.... his woman loves him to death but he is easily irritated by her because she’s super extra and animated and she’s spoiled.... so sometimes he falls back from her for a day or two but he said whenever he does that he has to watch a ton of porn and masturbaye because if he doesn’t he’ll end up smashing hella other chicks and masturbating keeps him honest....

But one thing I did thank God for was the fact that even tho I didn’t really start smashing chicks like that til my sofmore year of college, I also didn’t have to worry about STDs and getting chicks pregnant when I was real young....where as tho some of my boys who were getting laid consistently since 14 yrs old were already knocking chicks up and a couple were even getting STDs.... so I got to avoid all that dumb shyt.

But damn U said the pastor at the church disappeared?? I can believe it. Getting caught watching porn n masturbating is one of the most embarrassing things that can happen to a grown man.... bro my mother caught me red handed doing the shyt when I was about 15...... to this day, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...my mother just shook her head in shame, took a few steps back, closed my bedroom door and didn’t talk to me for about 3 days

:snoop:
My bad about that last reply to U.... it got kinda fukked up smh idk how some copy and pasted shyt got in there smh
 
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