WWE RAW: No Days Off For The F*ckery! (9/3/2012)

Ill Lou Malnati

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callin it right now brehs

punk vs rock at the rumble, punk wins via some ****ery (lesnar, cena, heyman, etc.) .. rock closes the rumble as the surprise 30th rumble entry and wins setting up the revenge match (punk vs rock 2) :ohhh: :ahh:

i can dream cant i :sadbron:
Sounds good but I still don't see them letting Punk have the title until WM.
 

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Two a$$holes? :what:

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It's two stars.


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Cesaro should change his gimmick to be like Doug Secksay from Ned's Declassified Guide. Always have him walkin backstage in a sea of women and you cna't even see his face until he's in the ring.
 

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Cesaro should change his gimmick to be like Doug Secksay from Ned's Declassified Guide. Always have him walkin backstage in a sea of women and you cna't even see his face until he's in the ring.

It'd be a lot better than him saying a word in 5 different languages like anyone gives a fukk
 

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My TSC brehs, what if it all goes down like this????:

(TSC sistas too, allegedly. A cleavage shot with a "I love Swiggy" sign for my birthday would be bause :takedat: )

But naw'l, Heyman is going to set up the new power trip, where the campaign to give Punk the needed respect to the WWE Uni is sealed with some Brock goonery. He also gets Vicki on his side, as she somehow overthrows AJ for RAW GM, playing Ziggler in the process. She is then in position to get Punk sauced up in every main event of RAW moving forward, as well as consistently featuring him in moreso.

The Brock goonery comes into play at Night of Champions, where Cena is clearly poised to take back the strap, only for Lesnar to give him the business, keeping the strap on Punk.

:ohhh:

So Cena is out here, fighting this fight alone. Lawler comes back to try to help in some fakkit way, but Vicki tosses his ass in the bushes, letting Miz be that color commentator/IC champ. The Heyman Hustlas put the beats on Cena for a couple weeks before...


The Great One, The People's Champ, The Rock returns to level the playing field :ooh:

This sets up yet another tag match with Rock and Cena as partners at Survivor Series, but instead of whack ass Mizruth, it's against Punk and Lesnar :lawd:

That back and forth leads up to a fitting win, setting up that Rock/Punk match at the Rumble, while putting Cena and Brock as the main story for the actual Rumble itself.

Two scenarios:

1. Rock wins title/Cena wins Rumble: Sets up the dreaded Rock/Cena II where The Rock ruffles John's hair and says "I was just playin around, I make real money now. Here's your belt, fakkit".

:troll:

2. Punk beats Rock/Cena still wins Rumble: Punk wins with Lesnar-assisted fukkery, Rock returns favor by somehow costing Lesnar the Rumble, maybe halfway into it, or at the end so the Rock shines at the end. This sets up a HOPEFULLY well-built match going into mania with Punk/Cena, and you can go anywhere the fukk you want with that one. John prolly HAS to win at this point. The real prize, tho, would be Lesnar/Rock.

Real life fighter vs not just a sports entertainer, but an actor :mindblown:

You won't have the stupid fukking back-and-forth Cena and Rock had, but Rock cutting promos with Heyman, and getting into brawls with Lesnar that would look legit good with Rock selling shyt.

#2 is the best option, because it avoids Rock/Cena II, and gives Vince another Mania headliner for the ignorant masses, that will forget about Brock's initial burial. :win:

:whoo:

I definitely think that Heyman's inclusion will be to head Punk's respect movement. Vickie siding with them could work considering AJ often went against Punk's wishes, and Vickie is a clear cut heel. I like the idea of having Lesnar return to make sure the strap stays with Punk.

The idea of having Brock vs Rock could be interesting, but having another Cena vs Punk match? Eh.

Good ideas though, that would actually make sense. :clap:
 

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I definitely think that Heyman's inclusion will be to head Punk's respect movement. Vickie siding with them could work considering AJ often went against Punk's wishes, and Vickie is a clear cut heel. I like the idea of having Lesnar return to make sure the strap stays with Punk.

The idea of having Brock vs Rock could be interesting, but having another Cena vs Punk match? Eh.

Good ideas though, that would actually make sense. :clap:

How they set all this up with Punk, Rock, Cena, Heyman, and Brock. The best way for it to end is with Punk and Rock going at it at RR. All they gotta do is have Punk join with Heyman and Brock on some, Paul was the only guy that saw something in me when the rest of the dudes had they hard ons of muscled up dumbasses." The like Swiggy said have Vickie and Dolph Dog join them. Then you could have Punk, Brock, and Dolph just :stylin: on everybody.

Then Rock returns to put on a classic with Punk at RR.
 

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All they gotta do is have Punk join with Heyman and Brock on some, Paul was the only guy that saw something in me when the rest of the dudes had they hard ons of muscled up dumbasses."

:beli:

Makes plenty of sense that he'd join up with one. :mindblown:


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I still suspect that Lesnar is gonna face Taker by Mania with how it's playing out but they could flip it and go with Rock/Lesnar since it's a guy Rock never beat on television or PPV. Rock would make that guy look like a monster going into the show..not sure if Taker is gonna let himself get worked week after week to sell it if it's the other way around.

Rock/Punk is HAPPENING no matter what...if not at Rumble, then it's gonna be a Mania match. I doubt they're stupid enough to try Rock/Punk/Cena at Mania. That's just a HUGE No No.
 

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I still suspect that Lesnar is gonna face Taker by Mania with how it's playing out but they could flip it and go with Rock/Lesnar since it's a guy Rock never beat on television or PPV. Rock would make that guy look like a monster going into the show..not sure if Taker is gonna let himself get worked week after week to sell it if it's the other way around.

Rock/Punk is HAPPENING no matter what...if not at Rumble, then it's gonna be a Mania match. I doubt they're stupid enough to try Rock/Punk/Cena at Mania. That's just a HUGE No No.

its GOTTA happen at the rumble.. knowing ill be there :ahh:

whats the word on the phoenix crowds though breh? im hoping we can give them a hype atmosphere.. i was there for wm but it wont be the same inside of an arena.
 
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