WWE RAW: No Days Off For The F*ckery! (9/3/2012)

[Dog Based Gremlin]

LOL

"wait wuh wuh whats this? that.. that's HEYMAN!! Heyman's driving punk !! my God ! its Heyman! I'm, I'm sorry, were out of time folks!" *breathes heavily*

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17UovT7bvng"]End of Hulkamania Bash at the Beach 1996 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Metta World Movement]

CM Heel. Worst nickname this side of Heavenbottom.

Even worse than 'CapChar' (Christian), 'Jerry Lawd...no.' (Lawler) and 'Shang Hass' (Charlie Haas)?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

CM Heel. Worst nickname this side of Heavenbottom.

CM Christ >

 

[23Barrettcity]

I love how in wrestling they is focused someone can drive up behind you get out and lay you out without you noticing . Cena waking up like who did it.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Abraham Washington watching at home like "That could have been me driving the car "

 

[Swiggy]

Looks like this show could be TSC approved.

The Return of CM Heel

More D Bry and Kane comedy

Kliq and Lawler Free???

We goin dumb like Republicans brehs

 

[R=G]

Bad writers, Chris, who dont know to book for faces and only use bully tactics. Stephanie McMahon in a nutshell.

 

[Stinky Diver]

Abraham Washington watching at home like "That could have been me driving the car "

Punk ain't driving with a brotha.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Thought this would be some kind of Golf gif

That's because you're white.

 

[StatUS]

That's because you're white.

A white guy from Anacostia? It could happen

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

fukk that GIF

They lost that series.

 

[Red Omega]

wheres the libra lady raw review!?

 

[Libra Lady]

I didn't care for the opening segment of Raw. There was really no reason for King to be getting in shots on Punk, in fact considering the "beating" that King received last week, that would have justified his absence for this week.

The back and forth between Punk and Sheamus was brutal. Sheamus looked and sounded like a idiot.

Dolph vs Orton had the potential to be a good match but it bordered on being just 'okay'. RO doesn't care and it shows. Dolph as usual had his working boots on, but he was in the ring with someone who is clearly resting on his laurels. Meh.

The tag match of Rey/Cara vs Cody/Tensai didn't capture my attention so...

Sheamus vs Swagger ehh...its not like its hard to predict the outcome of a match involving Swagger.

Eve vs Kaitlyn w/ Layla doing commentary was pretty bad on both ends. I thought Layla had a few good retorts in there against the Miz, but the whole scenario was mind boggling.

Ryback vs Mahal

The WWE Universe "choosing" Kane and D-Bry to hug it out was to be expected. I thought that last week once Kane got involved with the Anger Management segments, that the dynamic between the two could go on a few weeks, leading to them becoming a tag team, friends, whatever. However, this week I'm just left feeling stupefied about the whole matter. I just wasn't enthralled with the recorded segments and the hug fest lasted far too long.

Santino vs Cesaro..

@ Ryder vs Slater. I mean, really? Like last week, Vickie should have excused herself as the match was starting.

The AJ and Vickie segment was alright. While I found it amusing how Vickie reacted towards AJ's apology:

it doesn't make sense. This was another storyline that I thought had potential but now... ehh. Say what you will about Vickie but she makes the most out of her time. @ her skipping...somewhat.

No slight to AJ, I mean she's doing what she can I suppose and really the E has a way of overplaying their hand and that is what happened with her.

Cena vs ADR had its moments but wasn't all that impressive. Punk attacking Cena was good and they truly did save the best for last with the Paul-E cameo. That alone will have me tuning in next week.

Not as if I wasn't going to anyway.

Overall two *'s.

 

[Premeditated]

CM Heel. Worst nickname this side of Heavenbottom.

seriously, who came up with that?