WWE RAW 1/21: TSC, Today, I HAVE A DREAM...

[ryda518]

IM fukkING SERIOUS

I hope cena does not win the rumble, i'll rather have brodus clay win it then cena

last years road to mania was horrible I can't imagine what a road to a title shot at mania would be

 

[the artist known az]

I still don't know what Punk song says


shyt sound like "Pokemoooooooooooooon under the seaaa" to me


ol warturtle ass

It says cult of personality

 

[krackdagawd]

cm punk promo...

- wear a generic color hoodie
- talk about how many days he's had the title
- talk about how much he loves the belt
- call the fans hypocrites and how he only cares for himself
- tell his opponent how he's a sellout bc he likes the ppl/face
- talk down the crowd and how they aren't worth shyt
- say he's the best in the world

yada yada yada

the end

 

[captaincharisma]

@ Cena addressing the nation.

at this point, cena promos >>>> punks

 

[Singh]

Punk

In other news the kings have been sold to Seattle

 

[Premeditated]

I had to take a shyt, did I miss a piff promo?

nah...that promo was parallel to the dookie you just flushed down.

IM fukkING SERIOUS

I hope cena does not win the rumble, i'll rather have brodus clay win it then cena

last years road to mania was horrible I can't imagine what a road to a title shot at mania would be

I don't even know who won last year's RR

 

[Swiggy]

I felt like sleeping. That tells you everything you need to know about that promo.

:excellent:

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

cm punk promo...

- wear a generic color hoodie
- talk about how many days he's had the title
- talk about how much he loves the belt
- call the fans hypocrites and how he only cares for himself
- tell his opponent how he's a sellout bc he likes the ppl/face
- talk down the crowd and how they aren't worth shyt

yada yada yada

the end

Rock promo
-call someone a sweet snack food of some sort
-liken your opponent's ass to candy
-threaten to stick an object into said opponent/paramour's ass
-stick tongue out really fast after telling said anecdote on ass play

OPTIONAL MODE: occasionally make reference to "pie" to ward off latent homosexuality of the past minute or so of promo time

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

JBL > Punk

Yea I said it.

Yeah but jbl is fukkin awesome

 

[StatUS]

at this point, cena promos >>>> punks

 

[Versa]

No denial. Promo was boring and heatless .

okay he's gone now. You can put it back Wade Barrett vs Broday Clay is probably coming up.

 

[Maizeandbluekid]

If that promo didn't convince you to tune in this Sunday, you have no soul.

 

[captaincharisma]

nope, dude boring as fukk, 400+ days of this same bs, time for a change

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

IM fukkING SERIOUS

I hope cena does not win the rumble, i'll rather have brodus clay win it then cena

last years road to mania was horrible I can't imagine what a road to a title shot at mania would be

See you at the Rumble, bro.

 

[Libra Lady]

And that's that...I guess. Eh. Not bad just repetitive.