HipHopStan
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dn't be me and the boys - we were raping Taker and Kane in the swamps at the time" Only he takes like 8 minutes to say it.
WWE needs a good ''Who-Dun-It?" Storyline
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For added fukkery, let's throw in segments where different wrestlers go to see Cena while he's comatose.
Bull Buchanan being straight inconsolable
Stone Cold complaining about the Springboard Stunner
Lesnar and Heyman walking in like
"We just came to see if it was true. Looks like you're not kicking out of this one at 2
" And Brock slaps him around for a bit.
Rob Van Dam eating weed brownies and reminiscing about the time he beat him for the title.
A Kevin Federline cameo as a doctor.
Obviously - it will be Dwayne who delivers the heartfelt speech that gives him the strength to wake up...
And the moment where Vince realises that the culprit is the first man Cena ever faced in his ring
"Linda! Why can't I figure this out, dammit!? I've looked at the case from every possible....Angle
"
It will be their version of the reveal from the end of 'Usual Suspects'
And then there's the matter of the whole subplot with Cena doing the whole 'coma experience' that Tony Soprano did when Uncle Junior shot him. Eugene will revisit the part that Steve Buscemi played....
Bull Buchanan being straight inconsolable
Stone Cold complaining about the Springboard Stunner
Lesnar and Heyman walking in like
"We just came to see if it was true. Looks like you're not kicking out of this one at 2" And Brock slaps him around for a bit.Rob Van Dam eating weed brownies and reminiscing about the time he beat him for the title.
A Kevin Federline cameo as a doctor.
Obviously - it will be Dwayne who delivers the heartfelt speech that gives him the strength to wake up...
And the moment where Vince realises that the culprit is the first man Cena ever faced in his ring
"Linda! Why can't I figure this out, dammit!? I've looked at the case from every possible....Angle
"It will be their version of the reveal from the end of 'Usual Suspects'
And then there's the matter of the whole subplot with Cena doing the whole 'coma experience' that Tony Soprano did when Uncle Junior shot him. Eugene will revisit the part that Steve Buscemi played....
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Just remember, the only thing we got out of that angle was PHATWEAR clothing
This isn't the first time I've wished they would let fans submit storylines and actually give them a chance. I've been on an extended break (1st time in many, many years) because there's nothing pulling me in right now. I turn it on a few minutes here and there. I'll catch yesterday's raw later this week, though.
Who stole Cesaro's momentum?
Kevin Dunn: "It was me damnit!"
PlayerNinety_Nine
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Who stole Cesaro's momentum?
Vince. The answer in Vince.
Scott Steiner
HUH?
"Mr. Steiner, can you recall your whereabouts on the night of..."the image of Steiner doing that in a courtroom with his chainmail on got me dying
HUH?
"Your honor, the witness is not..."
I'M THE GREATEST SUMINAbytch THAT EVER LIVED!
Scott Steiner
HUH?
"Mr. Steiner, would you describe Mr. Seanoa for the court, please?"
HE'S FAT!
HE'S FAT!
HipHopStan
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One whodunit that I was legit interested in was "Who was trying to fukk HHH over when he became head CEO in 2011?" 98% of the locker room walking out on him. 
Then they abruptly stopped it. I guess we were supposed to assume it was Johnny Laurinaitis.
The "Who hit Austin?" was pretty good until they revealed it was Rikishi. And then when fans were disappointed with that, they revealed that it was HHH (who was too obvious of a suspect/red herring) who had hired Rikishi and made that angle WrestleCrap status.
Then they abruptly stopped it. I guess we were supposed to assume it was Johnny Laurinaitis.The "Who hit Austin?" was pretty good until they revealed it was Rikishi. And then when fans were disappointed with that, they revealed that it was HHH (who was too obvious of a suspect/red herring) who had hired Rikishi and made that angle WrestleCrap status.
Mastamimd
Ain't shyt
It'd be a phenomenal way to help connect with the fans and you know, increase ratings. Make it a contest sponsored by MD Kickstart or some shyt
Mikael Blowpiff
#LosIngobernabrehs
If they show the patient in the next room who happens to be in a coma and the door has the name "CM Punk" on it ad no one's visiting...For added fukkery, let's throw in segments where different wrestlers go to see Cena while he's comatose.
Bull Buchanan being straight inconsolable
Stone Cold complaining about the Springboard Stunner
Lesnar and Heyman walking in like
Rob Van Dam eating weed brownies and reminiscing about the time he beat him for the title.
A Kevin Federline cameo as a doctor.
Obviously - it will be Dwayne who delivers the heartfelt speech that gives him the strength to wake up...
And the moment where Vince realises that the culprit is the first man Cena ever faced in his ring
"Linda! Why can't I figure this out, dammit!? I've looked at the case from every possible....Angle
It will be their version of the reveal from the end of 'Usual Suspects'
And then there's the matter of the whole subplot with Cena doing the whole 'coma experience' that Tony Soprano did when Uncle Junior shot him. Eugene will revisit the part that Steve Buscemi played....
*drops 8 ball*"Linda! Why can't I figure this out, dammit!? I've looked at the case from every possible....Angle
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If they show the patient in the next room who happens to be in a coma and the door has the name "CM Punk" on it ad no one's visiting...
That's a nice idea.I was just going to have Vince throw him a shyt ton of money to have Punk sit at the end of Cena's bed, cross legged and launch into a soliloquy that starts with:
"John Cena, while you lay there - hopefully as uncomfortable as you can possibly be, I want you to listen to me....:umadphil:"
The Rock's motivational speech will start with him calling John 'the ugliest Make A Wish kid I've ever seen'.
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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Someone puts Cena in a coma and everyone on the roster is a suspect after years of
Vince cross examines everyone in a courtroom:
Bray is like "It couldn't be me and the boys - we were raping Taker and Kane in the swamps at the time
Vince falls asleep during Cesaro's testimony.
New Day are completely innocent, but Vince tries to get them locked up anyway.
Roman's statement is really long and drawn out and people in the public gallery start to 'What?' him.
Scott Steiner comes back to be questioned. His entire testimony is bleeped out and he randomly starts doing push ups while he's being cross examined. He also does dips with stenogapher Stacey Kiebler on his shoulders.
Vince is super creeped out by Bayley niceness.
Seth Rollins thinks he saw something and tries to tell Vince, but Hunter and Steph keep on talking over him.
Daniel Bryan takes the stand after Vince insists that Batista or Orton are next up, and he tries to get rid of him as a hostile witness. Bryan completely deadpans the whole thing, giving only Yes or No answers. The public gallery pops everytime he speaks.
Kevin Owens actually tries to take credit for it, but gets caught in a lie.
All signs point to Heath Slater, and it looks like he might take the fall
Until we find out Nikki paid offto put Cena on the shelf so she could finally get married and have kids. But he got a little carried away.
Match at Mania.
I'd call the story arc 'McMatlock'
This was brilliant.
Art Barr