I said this last night
But yeah they definitely do, should've done one as a way to write Cena off of TV
Someone puts Cena in a coma and everyone on the roster is a suspect after years of
Vince cross examines everyone in a courtroom:
Bray is like "It couldn't be me and the boys - we were raping Taker and Kane in the swamps at the time
" Only he takes like 8 minutes to say it.
Vince falls asleep during Cesaro's testimony.
New Day are completely innocent, but Vince tries to get them locked up anyway.
Roman's statement is really long and drawn out and people in the public gallery start to 'What?' him.
Scott Steiner comes back to be questioned. His entire testimony is bleeped out and he randomly starts doing push ups while he's being cross examined. He also does dips with stenogapher Stacey Kiebler on his shoulders.
Vince is super creeped out by Bayley's niceness.
Ric Flair 's cross examination starts normally then devolves into the Jack Nicholson's 'You can't handle the truth' speech from 'A Few Good Men'. With a ton of 'WOOOOOO's' thrown in.
And also some:
'YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER, DAMMIT!'
''NO! YOU - WOOOOO - YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER, THIS WHOLE - WOooooOOOOoooO - DAMN COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!" *struts*
Seth Rollins thinks he saw something and tries to tell Vince, but Hunter and Steph keep on talking over him.
Daniel Bryan takes the stand after Vince insists that Batista or Orton are next up, and he tries to get rid of him as a hostile witness. Bryan completely deadpans the whole thing, giving only Yes or No answers. The public gallery pops everytime he speaks.
Kevin Owens actually tries to take credit for it, but gets caught in a lie.
All signs point to Heath Slater, and it looks like he might take the fall
Until we find out Nikki paid off
to put Cena on the shelf so she could finally get married and have kids. But he got a little carried away.
Match at Mania.
I'd call the story arc 'McMatlock'
". Credits.
the image of Steiner doing that in a courtroom with his chainmail on got me dying
