This reminds me of the episode of Saved By the Bell when Screech caught Zack kissing Lisa and caught feelings and started talking shyt 

well damn. dirtsheets messing with the people?
I would leave a creampie in Summer Rae's ass and watch it drip out slowly
You NotNever thought I'd live in a world where Summer Rae is looking better than Lana
Never thought I'd live in a world where Summer Rae is looking better than Lana