WWE Main Roster Milk Carton: Who hasn’t been on tv in a LONG time?

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I wish WWE would do like Lucha Underground (R.I.P.) and showcase different talent everyweek. Like Mil Muertes/Puma/Pentagon was like they most popular characters but they was not the focus EVERY week. They’d throw The Mack in the main event one week, Fenix would main event one week. That way EVERYBODY on the roster got sum shine.

AEW gonna show how it’s done because Jericho is about to be 49 years old and clearly can’t go every week, but there’s gonna be an actual use for the whole roster
 

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Listen to that pop......Matt Hardy was the hottest guy in the business after reinventing himself a few years ago and they fuccked it up like it was nothing :mindblown:
:ohhh:I wonder during that Woken Matt/Bray Wyatt feud that was leading up to the "Final Deletion Match" that behind the scenes Matt lowkey gave Bray the blueprints of how to do the "broken" character properly because he thought he was gonna retire due to injury?

Matt: Ok Bray when you come back from your injury all you need to do to recreate my viral "Broken Matt" success is to have the following:

*Have a tragic "incident'' to trigger your new insane gimmick (Jeff Swanton'ing Matt backstage to make him "broken"/Racist Orton burning down Bray's barn)
*Have a happy tone in your voice and silly smile at most times
*Make a lot of breaking the 4th wall references that the crowd will instantly pop for (calling out "The Bucks of Youth"/Portraying Vince as "the devil")
*Have a base of headquarters for your character (The Hardy Compound/The Firefly Funhouse)
*Have a random yet catchy catchphrase that can be said anywhere at anytime (DELETE, OBSOLETE!/YOWIE WOWIE!)
*Have a main sidekick that takes most of your abuse in a comedic way (Brother Nero the Obsolete Mule/Ramblin' Rabbit)
*Have regular side characters with separate personality traits to interact with (Senior Benjamin, Vanguard 1, Ruby & Lord Maxel/Abby The Witch, Mercy The Buzzard)
*Have some kind of device to allow you to make a temporary transformation of yourself (The Lake of Reincarnation/The Hurt-Heal Gloves to transform into The Fiend)
*Have a theme song that's TOTALLY different from what everyone else uses (classical music/a children's theme song)
*Have a dedicated 3-5 minute segment on every episode that are short enough to digest and can easily be watchable on social media

Matt: Mix all of that together and you'll have success...
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