Wut da blood clot??: The Official Miami Heat 2015-16 Offseason Thread

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I already know why he flustered, I wasn't serious in my post :francis:

What I don't know is why he was quick to say he'll take a paycut for KD but not to the only nikka on the team who can find this man the ball with a blindfold on.
the only one who reported about hassan taking a paycut for KD was Hoenick's fakkit ass. he don't know shyt.
 

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The bench is gonna be d league players. Winslow basically has to develop every aspect of his offensive game. Bosh might not even play at all. Wish I shared your optimism.

The positive of side of them being horrible is this great draft coming up.



If we get Josh Jackson aka Young TMac :whoo:

J Rich
Winslow
Josh
Whiteside

All we would need is a stretch 4 and we'd be set to take over in 3-4 years :banderas:
 

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Do the heat have their draft pick next year?

Get the fukk outta here.

Heat gotta get in on Willie Reed now right?

:manny:

Again, who cares?

Just go get a bunch of bums, sign them
To one year deals and give them 10 minutes a game so our players get a little break.

Grab Alonzo Gee, Thomas Robinson, Wille Reed, and Terrence Jones or whatever is still left then just take a couple of bars before the game :manny:
 

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fukk riley

fukk cheap ass Arison

fukk wade

fukk everybody
 

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NBA free agent tracker: Follow all the signings

:mjlol:

Look at what's left out there, brehs. I hope we just go for the fukkery route and sign dudes who will either suck but do funny stuff or who will suck and make an exciting play or two :yeshrug:

I'm hoping for 30 or so wins
Be the 2010-11 wizards? I guess I'd be entertained by seeing McGee on shaqtin a fool every week
 

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NBA free agent tracker: Follow all the signings

:mjlol:

Look at what's left out there, brehs. I hope we just go for the fukkery route and sign dudes who will either suck but do funny stuff or who will suck and make an exciting play or two :yeshrug:

I'm hoping for 30 or so wins

Match Tyler and throw 2yr deals at Ezeli and

Dragic/Tyler
J Rich/ Green
Winslow/ D Leaguer
Bosh??/McBob/Haslem
Whiteside/Ezeli
 

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Match Tyler and throw 2yr deals at Ezeli and

Dragic/Tyler
J Rich/ Green
Winslow/ D Leaguer
Bosh??/McBob/Haslem
Whiteside/Ezeli

:yeshrug:

It doesn't matter, breh. 30-35 wins. None of those guys can create easy looks for each other. Team has no playmakers or dudes who can consistently create for themselves in a half-court set. :mjlol:

The season is a bust so match TJ, sign whoever is available, and just let the young dudes have a trial by fire while trying to raise Dragic and McRoberts trade value. :yeshrug:
 
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