WTF?! Dude regiularly turns down his woman for sex and even threesome offer.........

[DaRealness]

I was just reading this in one of those agony aunt columns in a newspaper earlier today and couldn't believe what I was reading:

Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: Just Jane :: I'm porn loser


MY boyfriend would rather watch porn than make love to me.

It drives me crazy how long he spends in front of his computer, ogling horny actors, when he could be enjoying the real thing.

He claims it’s just a hobby – not an addiction – and something he could drop at any time. But I just don’t know if I believe him.

The other night I stepped out of the bath just as he was coming in for some dental floss. I let my towel slip and asked him for a quickie.

But he turned me down and said he wasn’t in the mood!

Later, I met up with my mate (because he wouldn’t come out with me either) and poured my heart out.

I explained how confused and sexually frustrated I always am and I told her all about the porn.

She was shocked. She said she had always imagined my guy was an attentive lover. So we hatched a plot. We decided to go back to my flat and offer him a threesome.

We’d strip off in front of him, tell him he could do anything he wanted and check his reaction.

When we got back, we found him sitting on the sofa watching a DVD involving grubby twins.

I flicked it off and told him we had something better in store.

My mate, who is a big girl, whipped her bra off and rubbed her boobs in his face. But instead of being turned on, he went nuts. He said I was out of order and he wouldn’t be “forced into sex”.

My pal thought it was hysterical and couldn’t stop laughing but I was humiliated and embarrassed and fled in tears.

Now he’s still saying I was childish and pathetic that night.

He’s accusing me of behaving inappropriately. I feel as though I’m ugly and unattractive – and actually going a little bit mad.





Either this cat is a homo or he's developed penile cancer and doesn't wanna show it, cos I've never known any dude who would turn that shyt down. He just had the average dude's dream handed to him on a platter. Yeah we all like porn as much as everyone else and guys aren't always in the mood for sex 24/7, but this shyt is major suspect to me. ANYTHING he wanted to do and they would have complied, but instead he acts like some sulky dumbass.

Each to their own I guess....

 

[Captain Crunch]

CLIFFS OP
I ain't reading that shyt.

 

[the cac mamba]

I was just reading this in one of those agony aunt columns in a newspaper earlier today and couldn't believe what I was reading:

Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: Just Jane :: I'm porn loser


MY boyfriend would rather watch porn than make love to me.

It drives me crazy how long he spends in front of his computer, ogling horny actors, when he could be enjoying the real thing.

He claims it’s just a hobby – not an addiction – and something he could drop at any time. But I just don’t know if I believe him.

The other night I stepped out of the bath just as he was coming in for some dental floss. I let my towel slip and asked him for a quickie.

But he turned me down and said he wasn’t in the mood!

Later, I met up with my mate (because he wouldn’t come out with me either) and poured my heart out.

I explained how confused and sexually frustrated I always am and I told her all about the porn.

She was shocked. She said she had always imagined my guy was an attentive lover. So we hatched a plot. We decided to go back to my flat and offer him a threesome.

We’d strip off in front of him, tell him he could do anything he wanted and check his reaction.

When we got back, we found him sitting on the sofa watching a DVD involving grubby twins.

I flicked it off and told him we had something better in store.

My mate, who is a big girl, whipped her bra off and rubbed her boobs in his face. But instead of being turned on, he went nuts. He said I was out of order and he wouldn’t be “forced into sex”.

My pal thought it was hysterical and couldn’t stop laughing but I was humiliated and embarrassed and fled in tears.

Now he’s still saying I was childish and pathetic that night.

He’s accusing me of behaving inappropriately. I feel as though I’m ugly and unattractive – and actually going a little bit mad.





Either this cat is a homo or he's developed penile cancer and doesn't wanna show it, cos I've never known any dude who would turn that shyt down. He just had the average dude's dream handed to him on a platter. Yeah we all like porn as much as everyone else and guys aren't always in the mood for sex 24/7, but this shyt is major suspect to me. Each to their own I guess....

i wouldnt go as far as that threesome part. chick describin her friend as big =

but damn sounds like dudes a breathin example of that porn shyt they talk about. shyt rly is a problem

 

[DaRealness]

i wouldnt go as far as that threesome part. chick describin her friend as big =

but damn sounds like dudes a breathin example of that porn shyt they talk about. shyt rly is a problem

She just meant 'big' as in top heavy....huge titties.

 

[Mr Bubbles]

Naw I think she meant fat bro. But even then dude could have made them do shyt together while he gave his wife back shots. Recorded it and everything. Dude is homo for turning it down. His wife is down for threesomes. I would have kissed her feet and then fukked her right there for even suggesting it. Keeper.

 

[twan83]

Naw I think she meant fat bro. But even then dude could have made them do shyt together while he gave his wife back shots. Recorded it and everything. Dude is homo for turning it down. His wife is down for threesomes. I would have kissed her feet and then fukked her right there for even suggesting it. Keeper.

does that dude got any medically issues at all maybe thats y?

 

[Fmju]

Cuz is a fukkin fakkit

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Sounds like CACs and the friend was probably a whale. Ugh. And threesomes can lead to problems down the line. No thanks. The idea never did anything for me.

 

[havoc00]

Sounds like CACs and the friend was probably a whale. Ugh. And threesomes can lead to problems down the line. No thanks. The idea never did anything for me.

Id still have a threesome with a whale

 

[Emperor Sol]

Won't even make love to your own wife...

Smh. That porn addiction's got a grip over him brehs.

 

[RadaMillz]

Sometimes there are problems that can interfere with your sexual health, I knew this married chick that wasn't getting sh!t from her husband and was considering cheating. She was bad too.

 

[DaRealness]

Naw I think she meant fat bro. But even then dude could have made them do shyt together while he gave his wife back shots. Recorded it and everything. Dude is homo for turning it down. His wife is down for threesomes. I would have kissed her feet and then fukked her right there for even suggesting it. Keeper.

Over here, a lot of girls (usually white) describe women with plus sized titties as "big". I hear it all the time when chicks describe other women. Bear in mind that if this chick meant her friend was fat then she would have indicated that she understood his weird reaction, but she's trying to say she doesn't even know why THAT didn't turn him on. Frankly, neither do I.

If dude keeps turning his own woman down for sex, then yeah, he needs to question his sexuality. We all like porn, but turning down the real thing?? That's like enjoying looking at holiday brochures all the time then when somebody offers you a free first class ticket to the Bahamas you're like It doesn't make sense.

If dude isn't a homo he's a loser....or has some kind of physical illness apart from his "addiction" to porn.

 

[DANJ!]

That porn sh*t got him BAD. That's what it sounds like to me. He was obviously into his girl enough that they got together in the first place, so it can't be a lack of attraction to her. If he's sittin' right there watchin' porn and not fukkin' her (or anyone else for that matter), he's waaaay too wrapped up in that sh*t and needs to stop watchin' it. I do think you can watch so much porn, you get desensitized. Sh*t... you can even get to the point where the stuff that you woulda been into watchin' back in the day doesn't even phase you now. That's when all access to porn needs to get cut out. Cause I'll be damn if I had the opp to beat out two chicks, but sit there and just watch a threesome instead.

 

[OPTiMO]

dude prefers his own porn fantasy world over reality, i dont think it has to do with him being gay really



either way its not healthy