wrestling logic

[The Push Man]

ecw new jack puts little guido through 2 tables! - YouTube

nikkas knew New Jack was coming

Not with that tune they didn't

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Whenever i walk down a hallway by myself with a gym bag on my shoulder i think i'm gonna get jumped by stonecold or the nWo...with a camera recording it and jr / tony shiovanne narrating

 

[dbp]

This force of height and gravity only hurts you if you miss a top rope maneuver

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

LET YOUR OPPONENT PUT YOU IN A SLEEPER HOLD, BROTHER! YOU WILL ONLY GAIN STRENGTH, DUDE!

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

DON'T ALLY YOURSELF WITH LEX LUGER, BROTHER!

IF YOUR NAME IS STING, JUST DON'T ALLY YOURSELF WITH ANYBODY, DUDE!

 

[ThatTruth777]

175 lb () Rey Mysterio jumping off the top rope to do his finisher does

damage

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

This force of height and gravity only hurts you if you miss a top rope maneuver

Doing elaboate posing before and during the fall of a move magnifies its impact exponentially.

 

[Randy Orton]

This will only daze you temporarily.

But this will put you out for weeks.

LET YOUR OPPONENT PUT YOU IN A SLEEPER HOLD, BROTHER! YOU WILL ONLY GAIN STRENGTH, DUDE!

Those rest holds were my biggest mistake at Summerslam 2006

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

if you see a spanish announce table, theres a good chance somewhere in the match you may get pedigree'd and lose yr x-division title

 

[Rain]

Don't have anything to add but just wanted to say great thread

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

You run down the ring to confront the guy you hate, and he runs at the sight of you. Instead of chasing him and exacting revenge, you stay in the ring and pose to your music and/or stare at him menacingly while you give him time to recoup for next week.

If you are booked in a Wrestlemania main event or attraction match, you will automatically gain bonus health and stamina which enables you to kick out of your opponent's best move multiple times.

Normally, the guy who loses a big match would try to get a rematch with the winner. Unless you are HHH ... then it is the other way round.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Firing AJ because you think she may have been involved with a wrestler and replacing her with Vickie...is like canning a GM for making too many tag matches and then giving the job to Teddy Long.

fukk I cam in here to say that.

If a wrestler is about to beat you up, just run out of the ring. They won't chase you. They'll just stand in the middle of the ring posing.

 

[Imagi-Knight]

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[The Prince of All Saiyans]

yr an ethnic = expect to be a tag-team and wrestling other ethnics for weeks on end and get a singles run that'll have you floating above deavors for 5+ years

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

oh and ^


he'll make you do ridiculous dances






r-truth and titus o neil's team can be used as a current example