Wrestling logic you've learned to be law over time

[Capitol]

I like how at 2:06 attempted murder is committed and it's pretty much glossed over
Undertaker vs. The Berzerker (25.04.1992, Superstars of Wrestling) [1st on YouTube] - YouTube

What about this attempted murder at 5:20

 

[Box Cutta]

Be within 4 inches of 7 feet tall....and you are 7 feet tall....

 

[Earnings]

Smh @ you nikkas... I usually jus lurk TSC.... Cant believe nobody mentioned the infamous both guys knocked out during a tag match.... They crawl to their opponent in a grogy daze...

Whoever is tagged in first is awarded 2-3 strikes/clothelines...and a irish whip + move

 

[thaKEAF]

When one is climbing out of the cage or up a ladder, the higher they get the slower they move.


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[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

When one is climbing out of the cage or up a ladder, the higher they get the slower they move.


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great one..lol @ that being written into the video games too

 

[DopeMan]

If a guy ever has the ring steps up over his head ready to smash his opponent's head in, that opponent will hit a drop toe hold and make him fall face-first onto the steps. It doesnt matter if he's never done the move before in his life, he WILL hit that drop toe hold.

 

[Quarterback]

A guy can be a "newcomer to the WWF" even if we all have seen him wrestle for the company before

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

When one is climbing out of the cage or up a ladder, the higher they get the slower they move.


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What about when a guy's climbed all the way to the top and his opponent is flat on the mat and instead of hopping down to victory, he chooses to do some ridiculous high risk dive that hurts him as much as his opponent and NEVER gets the 3 count anyway

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Cage match and ladder match logic is fukking awesome

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Lol at a huge athlete getting to the top of the ladder and lightly pawing at the belt like a kitten while he waits for his opponent to climb up and punch him in the stomach.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Lol at a huge athlete getting to the top of the ladder and lightly pawing at the belt like a kitten while he waits for his opponent to climb up and punch him in the stomach.

LOL @ none of these 6'10 dudes with NBA wingspans being able to grab a briefcase at the top of a ladder

@ kane being like 0-10 in these matches but cm punk winning twice

 

[Quarterback]

The WWF can afford top notch security, yet can't stop wrestlers from interfering in other matches.

And the wrestlers only do it on Raw or Smackdown. I guess they get lazy during PPVs or House Shows for some inexplicable reason.

And these wrestlers never get fined or suspended for interfering.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The WWF can afford top notch security, yet can't stop wrestlers from interfering in other matches.

And the wrestlers only do it on Raw or Smackdown. I guess they get lazy during PPVs or House Shows for some inexplicable reason.

And these wrestlers never get fined or suspended for interfering.

Or fledgling unknown wrestlers from entering match and beating the shyt out of their employees. In fact...they often give job offers to those that do

 

[luckyse7enz]

No one knows when The Shield is coming for their surprise attacks...

...except for the sound guy.

He knows EXACTLY when EVERYONE'S coming and no one ever gets pissed at him for not warning them.

 

[thaKEAF]

No matter how heated the moment is..the wrestler will always remove the monitors before getting on the announce table.


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