Would you rather have $500 or go on a date with Olivia Rodrigo?

[Bryan Danielson]

You really asked this when people are still last minute shopping?

@stepbackj34spud @kt773 @Chrishaune that image mean breh taking the money over p*ssy!

it’s universal at this point

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Gimme the loot, my electric bill done went up, it's cold a b*tch out here

 

[Child_Of_God]

Give me the $500.

 

[TEH]

Give me $499 … that’s how much I pass …

 

[King_Kamala61]

$500.00

-$250.00 for a ounce of Reefer

-$200.00 for 1 hr with 8 months pregnant big black areolae sex worker with black elbows to roleplay as my stepmama

-$50.00 Judy's Island Grill II Oxtail Platter Rice and Peas, Mac N Cheese w/extra Oxtail and gravy Jumbo Sorrel, sweet potatoes pound cake

 

[UpAndComing]

I'll take $500 to go see the Boston Celtics or Terence Crawford with a better looking woman

 

[RamsayBolton]

 

[Mrhateeverything]

not unless I'm guaranteed to smash. if its just a regular date give me money

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

$500

This.

 

[richaveli83]

The money. Always take the money.

 

[Givethanks]

500

 

[lamont614]

500

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Take the date, pick a low key spot where people won’t notice her and then sell her on all kinds of projects I have in the works — but mainly clout chase off of the date in the immediate future.

Then tell her if she wants to be the next Sabrina carpenter, record a bunch of songs I wrote over some knock off Cash Cobain beats since CACs haven’t colonized his sound yet.

After that, use her contacts in the industry to get a production deal to a point where I don’t need her anymore but she still feels like she “owes” me for maturing her sound

 

[shopthatwrecks]

give me 15 dollars.. i can goto a wnba game n splurge