Would you let Candace Parker give you a hand-job?

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my dikk prob look like a brown crayon in her hand.
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Yeah, I'd fukk every inch of her body. After I got a hand-job from the right, I'd ask politely for one from the left. When that's done I'm rubbing my shyt all over her ribs. bust in her eye, beg for forgiveness and then do it again. The we'd get married and the kids at 16 months would be taller than me. My resentment would probably grow, I'd feel emasculated and take it out on her with new sexual perversions. After her sister gets involved she'll realise that she can do so much better than me and probably someone taller than me too. She kicks me to the curb carrying the kids, one in each over sized hand, out into the horizon while I'm left to ponder that first night of sexual magic we had.

Yes I would accept a hand-job from her.
 

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damn straight i would. walk into the womens locker room on some...

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she might have long fingers, but her hands couldn't be wide as my d1ck is long. i'd let her prove me wrong either way. :shaq:


all jokes aside she's really pretty though. glad she ain't playing for the other team. :whew:
 

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damn straight i would. walk into the womens locker room on some...


she might have long fingers, but her hands couldn't be wide as my d1ck is long. i'd let her prove me wrong either way. :shaq:


all jokes aside she's really pretty though. glad she ain't playing for the other team. :whew:
That bytch would look like she thumb wrestling wit ya dumb ass...:heh:


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Yeah, I'd fukk every inch of her body. After I got a hand-job from the right, I'd ask politely for one from the left. When that's done I'm rubbing my shyt all over her ribs. bust in her eye, beg for forgiveness and then do it again. The we'd get married and the kids at 16 months would be taller than me. My resentment would probably grow, I'd feel emasculated and take it out on her with new sexual perversions. After her sister gets involved she'll realise that she can do so much better than me and probably someone taller than me too. She kicks me to the curb carrying the kids, one in each over sized hand, out into the horizon while I'm left to ponder that first night of sexual magic we had.

Yes I would accept a hand-job from her.
Lololol. What? You really thought this out, huh? :deadrose:
 
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